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"Lazy Sunday Afternoon Got No Time To Worry" 
This is me having a quiet drink on a lovely summers day in the Oxfordshire countryside. Still sober at this point but after a few can's and the effect's of the heat I can't remember if I stayed that way for long.
Have a click on the Old Contemptables thumbnail below left, notice anything odd about it !
This is my brother, he has never been the same since watching England play New Zealand at Twickenham. As usual they beat the xxxx out of us but left John inspired if not unhinged.
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in 
the  midday sun.  They also do daft things like go to Florida and get shot or feed the Alligators and get eaten.Take my advice if you go to America give the muggers what ever they want and don't give the Alligators anything
Far right painting by
Daryl Joyce.

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