An enormous roar of applause went up at this, the hail of beer cans slowed to an uncertain trickle and the moron quotient contented itself with trying to shout her down. Fat chance.

Her new single, `The Kiss`, is about Casuals, but you could change the words "Pringle sweaters" to "leather jackets" or "Dr Martens" for an accurate description of gang mentality, loyalty and incidentally, growing up, in any camp. `Tattooist` also gave the mob something to think about not too far removed from their own sweet selves, but `At Dawn` (about the miners) wasn't about them at all, and therefore `boring`.

At the end of each piece, Joolz looked them in the eye and barked a single command: "Clap!" They clapped. They cheered. They lost. Joolz won. Every time.