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Me and
1. some normal friends
2. Stinky Burger'Ted
3. Some nutters
Met after work to travel to the
game at
1. Bristol
2. Hereford
3. Swansea
We travelled in a
1. good car
2. old banger
3. van
4. official Coach
The vehicle was
1. in perfect working order
2. a recent Mot failure
3. stolen
And we were
1. looking forward to the game
2. frightened
3. pissed as usual
Then
1. nothing happened
2. disaster occurred
The car/van/coach
1. ran out of petrol
2. broke down
3. ended up in a ditch
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We phoned for
1, the AA
2. some petrol
3. some water
4. some more lager
When we eventually
got to
1. Bristol
2. Hereford
3. Swansea
The police
1. were most helpful
2. were nowhere to be seen
So we
1. went to the ground
2. managed to get some knuckle in
We arrived at the stadium
1. early
2. at half-time
3. pissed
The game started and City were
1. soon one down
2. well beaten
3. actually playing at Ninian Park
Several City players
1. missed sitters
2. were hacked down
3. touched the ball
The final whistle
1. couldn't come too soon
2. ended our misery
3. prompted a riot
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On the way home we
1. went for a quiet pint
2. smashed up the services.
3. Threw up
We found
1. A delightful pub
2. ourselves in a pub full of hooligans
So we
1. stayed for a few jars
2. shat ourselves
3. got stuck in
Eventually we .
1. left
2. were smuggled out the back door
3. were ordered out
The trip home was
1. unevenfful
2. a disaster
3. in a black maria
And we finally arrived home in
time for
1. bed
2. the Big Breakfast
3. the next home game.
It had been
1. a typical game
2. a good piss up
3. a comfortable cell.
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