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PIKEY APPRECIATION SOCIETY

In response to Eddie May's pathetic attempts to offload/replace Chris Pike, we announce the formation of the Pikey Appreciation Society or PASS as we are known locally. A group of people passionately and psychopathically committed to appreciation and advancement of Pikey.
The Society revolves around the following principles.

1.
Re-enactment of various Pikey goals including post-match buttslapping and towel flicking in the showers.

2.
Wednesday evening trips to described Vetch to re-live Pikey's goal in the Welsh Cup.
Chanting of post-match inter view.

3.
Regular raffles of Pikey memorabilia such as the treatment table at Craven Cottage and the match ball from the Stourbridge game.
Winner is welcome to have ball scientifically tested to explain why Pikey missed six.

4.
Letter writing and death threat campaign imploring Eddie May to keep Pikey at the City.
Similar campaign directed against Terry Yorath aimed to bring about that deserved Welsh Cap.

5.
Surreptitious nobbling of lan Rush and constant badmouthing of Pikey's rivals.

6.
Shoulder pads to be worn in imitation and adoption of the 2 'arms akimbo' pose whilst standing on the
Bob Bank/Grange End.

7.Strenuous denials that Pikey is in fact Michael Barrymore the host of 'Strike it Lucky'