Lips + ears
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You're a keeper
You are just right
Run away with me
I could eat you alive
I've seen you naked
Men like you really exist?
Women like you really exist?
No one else smells like you
You make me feel normal
Thanks for the mammaries
Thanks for putting up with me
Life is pretty hideous without you
Let's wreak some havoc
You look like my kind of trouble
Everywhere I go, I carry you with me
I couldn't have done it without you
If you were any easier to get along with...
Luckily for you, I'm a sucker for dirty, rotten scoundrels
Just once, I would like to be the talker
You make me look intelligent
Why can't you be more like me?
I drink so I have something to blame...
The only thing I'm getting from you is older
She can keep you
You are starting to scare me
This is your day to be recycled
You put the "moo" in moody
So sorry to learn that you have rabies
What's eating you?
Get over yourself
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