Hello

This is a dumb-arsed website for dumb-arsed people. Welcome, one and all.

Don't expect to find anything interesting or useful within these pages.

This site has been up & running for a whole year now and the messages of support have flooded in! Thank you for the encouragement. I've taken the liberty of posting some of your comments here.

"Great site; it brightens up my otherwise dull existence. Thank you." Elizabeth R. (London)

"...an utter disgrace!...a gross misuse of the telecommunications industry." A. G. Bell (Scotland)

"Brilliant!...a shining example of modern technology - I couldn't do better myself." W. Gates. (Hell)

"Jeez! I laughed my nuts off!" John Paul. (Rome)

"....shambolic and amateurish." George & Ringo. (Liverpool)

"I myself was nauseated by this endless parade of mental and physical perversion. And to be told that such a disgusting piece of filth now passes for humour.
Today's young webmasters take it upon themselves to flaunt their contempt for ordinary decent people. I hope that ordinary people will shortly strike back." Edna Welthorpe. (Mrs)

"MORE PORN!!" Pete Herrera (San Diego)

"I agree with Pete: MORE PORN! MORE PORN!" Paul Kelly (Ontario)

"...hippest website of the New Millennium." T. Blair (London)

"...a prick for over-inflated self-love..." S. Freud (Dr)

"You are not totally useless; you can always serve as a bad example." Your loving Mother (At home)

"When we are born we cry that we are come
To this great stage of fools." W. Shakespeare (1564-1616)

"Just visited your site for the first time. I wanted to tell you that I found it sexist, crude and vulgar.
I shall therefore be a regular visitor." Steve Lennon. (Brisbane)

"Visited this FANTASTIC website for the first time
and put it on my FAVOURITES instantly!!" Ray Farrugia. (Malta)