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| CATEGORY | WINNER | PRIZE |
| MOST IMPROVED PLAYER |
Nadia |
Picture of Posh Trophy!! |
| BEST CLUB CONTRIBUTION |
Duncan (voted by the members of the club) |
Pic of Posh Trophy!! |
| GOEBELS AWARD |
Linda (for having no balls at all) |
Some balls! |
| SINGLE WHITE FRENCHMAN AWARD |
David (for stalking John) |
John Book of Worship! |
| FLIPPER THE DOLPHIN AWARD |
Julia (for living in the pool in Edinburgh) |
Aquapet!
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| FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE AWARD |
Kate (for leaving her patient half a mile away from casualty) |
First Aid guide book |
| MODEL HOUSEMATE AWARD |
Pam (for being the Housemate from Hell to Neil!) |
A 'model housemate'
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| PRETENTIOUS NORTHERNER AWARD |
Chun (for his attempts to throw off his Donny roots and act posh!) |
Guide to pronunciation |
| FRIENDLY FIRE AWARD |
Tracey (for her TWO own goals!!) |
Playing accessory
 |
| BIG GROWN-UP GIRL AWARD |
Pam (for not having thrown up in the last year!!) |
Can't remember |
| BLONDE AWARD |
John (for assuming he's the only person in the world called John!) |
Bimbo Barbie |
| LORD KITCHING-ER AWARD |
Linda (for her Gestapo style orders in Amsterdam) |
Commando set
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