SPACE TRUCKERS
STUART GORDON

Stuart Gordon's 'Space Truckers' slipped in and out of the multiplexes so quickly last Summer that you could be forgiven for missing its presence, which is great pity as it was one of the highlights of the year. Ditching any attempt to be treated as serious, 'Space Truckers' hurls you from one ludicrous set piece to the next without pausing for tea. Dennis HopperDennis plays the good guy for a change and for once does not overshadow all in his wake; as John Canyon his job is about as unglamorous as it gets - transporting genetically enhanced pork products for InterPork around the galaxy stopping only to lunch out in greasy intergalactic highway service stations. Life, as we suspect, does not rest in this cosy existence, oh no. Mr Canyon has to leave behind the high gloss world of piggy snacks and get on with saving the galaxy aided only by hitch hikers Mike (Stephen Dorff) and Cindy (Debi Mazar). With his space truck at the ready, our illustrious heroes do battle with high finance, nasty BMW's (Bio-Mechanical Warriors) and the Regalia, a massive jet black (light just falls off it...) pirate ship.
Big Space PortWhat sets 'Space Truckers' apart from the normal sf spoof is that it treats its subject seriously, but not the action. Zero gravity is just that (achieved here with subtle wire work courtesy of Koichi Sakamoto of 'A Chinese Ghost Story' fame), vacuum quite literally sucks and things look, well, grimy. All of this makes for a believable and coherent setting, which makes the appearance of arch villain Captain Macanudo (Charles Dance in a Ming the Merciless beating performance) all the more amusing. Captain Macanudo's outrageous double entendres and pneumatic penis make for one of the screens most bizarre baddies, a sort of RoboCodpiece. It is this gung ho pace that creates a real Saturday Morning Serial appeal. This is not to say that the effects have in any way been compromised, far from it. Attention to detail is high throughout, the screen crammed with lurid advertising, groups of vicious 'keep left' signs and intergalactic highway beacons.
Highly recommended for good, solid fun. Rent a copy today or, better still, hope it comes around at a rep cinema near you.