Golden goals: . . . . . . .

Yeah, well, what did the devil ever do anyway? Yes, but you have to remember that ten percent of all bread is buttered the wrong way up. If the cap fits, better safe than sorry. Of course, there's a fine line between wit and shit. The world is divided into two types of people: those who divide the world into two types of people, and those who don't.

Roll on the prozac: . . . .

Life is a compromise anyway. You may well hate them, but one day they'll die, and so will you. It's not that we don't love you, it's just that we don't care. Look, just let me be unhappy, alright?

Irresponsible hatred: . . .

I wasn't born with enough middle-fingers. Take the time to learn to hate. What I got I got for free / Middle-finger technology. The only people I hate are people who hate people.

Religion: . . . . . . . .

They're selling Jesus and love to you. Religion is the opiate of the masses, the soul of a soulless world. If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. What is the ape to man? A laughing stock, or painful embarassment. The universe just is - that's all there is to say. Religion is useful to the ruling classes. They'll be pie in the sky when you die. They made it up - they wrote a book to keep you bowing down and on your knees.

Tom Neumark-Jones, Tim Button, Bill Odie, Robert Neumark-Jones, George Bernard-Shaw, Paul Draper, The Dwarves, Tom Snowdon, Marilyn Manson, Daniel Johns, Skunk Anansie, Karl Marx, Jean-Paul Sartres, Friedrich Nietzsche, Bertrand Russell, Glaucon, Jo Hill (in order of appearance).