who am I?

what am I doing?

my house

Well done! You have found my home page! A place where you can find all sorts of dull, and not so dull, stuff about.... well... me. Like who I am, although I guess that you already know that, because I doubt that many complete strangers will just happen to stumble over this site by mistake. But stranger things have happened at sea!

You can also take a guided tour of my house. Which is very short (it is a small house).

Perhaps you'd like to know what I'm up to at the moment - although I can't vouch for the accuracy of this, because I don't often seem to know myself. And it will probably change far faster than I will update the site, if my last effort is anything to go by!

If you need to get in touch, then you can contact me by clicking one of the cunningly designed buttons on the left. I won't tell you which one - having spent hours drawing them, I want to know if they work!