the courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

And also,help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work
12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesdays
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays

and help me to remember...
when I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,

it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!