Name: Bimbo Sandwich
Manufacturer: Bimbo
Bought in: Spain
Bimbo Sandwich sounds like something two mustachioed pornstars would make in a movie not suitable for minors, but in actual fact it is a small loaf of bread with the saucy filling left out. There's not much to add to this, other than that I am indebted to Tim for its discovery and procurement.

Actually, I've just thought of something else worth mentioning: For a brief but glorious time, typing Tim's name into Google would give, as first result, Tim being quoted in the Financial Times. The second result, fabulously, was 'Tim Shorrocks: Bimbo Sandwich'.