Name:	Erektus
Manufacturer:	Unknown
Origin:	Available Sweden, Czech Rep.

Matt sent this in, having stumbled across it during a bout of random internet use. Unless he remembers more than he's already told me, your guess is as good as mine. It is clearly an energy drink, featuring what appears be a poorly-endowed man, maybe as some kind of highly advanced negative marketing tactic. At first I was going to consign it to the oddments page, with the accusation of intentional naming, but then I had second thoughts. After all, it could be named after Homo erectus. I'll see what I can discover...

UPDATE: Rob Cockerham writes to inform me of the source of this picture - it's his! It came from his own 'naughty food items' page, which you can, and should, visit here.

Thanks also to Kristoffer Ekendahl for supplying availability info, and to Peter, who is of the belief that the silhouette may actually be of a guarana root. It certainly contains guarana (which has no more energy-giving properties than a large dose of caffiene), but having never seen the root myself I couldn't be sure. Nevertheless, I think he may be right.