Name: Golden Gaytime
Manufacturer: Streets
Bought in: Australia
If someone told me they were going out for a Gaytime, I would expect them to be donning a pair of spandex hotpants and heading out to the clubs on Old Compton Street. An Australian, on the other hand, would assume they were nipping out to the ice cream van. That's right, in the crazy upside-down land of Oz a Gaytime is an ice cream lolly with 'biscuit and confectionery'. Presumably the redoubtable Chris had the oral pleasure of this Gaytime, which he was game enough to post all the way around the world. I'll try to have a Gaytime in my mouth when I visit there myself, in a couple of weeks. I'll let you know how it 'goes down' when I get back.

NB. The more observant connoisseur out there may notice that the Streets logo is identical to our very own 'Walls'

Update: I did indeed have a Gaytime in Australia. I had to wait until I found a suitable self-service outlet, as I was reluctant to ask for a Gaytime, but I found one in the end. Very tasty too, although not quite the thirst-quencher I could have used after hitting the Antipodean summer straight out of the depths of our own winter. Nevertheless, well worth a taste.

Update 2: Chris Parkes (no relation to the Chris above) has written in with some grand information. Apparently a spokesman for Streets said on the radio that they were aware of the name's unpleasant connotations, but as it was Australia's favourite ice cream they were reluctant to change it. But Chris has more to tell:

"The original advert I remember from my childhood had the featured people sneaking off to consume one of the ice creams alone, but they kept getting intruded upon by others, presumably who wanted to share the ice cream, accompanied by the slogan 'It's so hard to have a gaytime on your own.' Indeed."
Cheers Chris for that diamond. You just knew that the story wasn't going to end at the last update, didn't you?