Deathtank Profiles

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Keith	Bob	Marcus	Lee	Sarah	Dave

	Name:	Keith
	DT Name:	Moo
	Best Weapon:	Missiles/Mirv
	Characteristics:	Inventive and skilled Player. Pioneer of the use of missiles and inventor of the horizontal and vertical MIRV attacks. The most experienced player and tactician - likes to steal others kills.
	Evidence of Obsession:	Rumored to "practice on his own".
	Likely to be heard shouting:	"Special Weapons!"
	Unlikely to be heard shouting:	"Which button is fire again?"
	Annoyances:	Loves to mine for Special Weapons then go on the rampage.

	Name:	Bob
	DT Name:	Yoda
	Best Weapon:	Multiple Nukes
	Characteristics:	Prefers to bombard opponents with huge quantities of Nukes rather than bother with precision aiming. Consistently high scoring player - often finishing in the top two places.
	Evidence of Obsession:	Paranoid he will never get on the leaderboard.
	Likely to be heard shouting:	"Oh look Lee's got his poncy shield out"
	Unlikely to be heard shouting:	"Oh Marcus let's team up, we work so well together"
	Annoyances:	Has been known to form alliances with the missus.

	Name:	Marcus
	DT Name:	Alijesus
	Best Weapon:	Death's Head?
	Characteristics:	Occasionally a very high scorer and arch rival of Bob. Loves to dominate the game with the use of death's head attacks. One of the most determined players.
	Evidence of Obsession:	Gets himself into a mad frenzy on regular occasions.
	Likely to be heard shouting:	"YES! Fantastic shot, quite extraordinary!"
	Unlikely to be heard shouting:	"Anyone fancy a game of Dance Dance Revolution instead?"
	Annoyances:	Often critical of other players aiming abilities.

	Name:	Lee
	DT Name:	Speedy - "The Yellow Menace"
	Best Weapon:	Missiles/Machine Gun
	Characteristics:	Occasionally high scoring player but lacking in consistency. Well known for his skillful and often unique use of the shield and his tendency to engage in close machine gun attacks.
	Evidence of Obsession:	Makes web pages about dt. Also purchased Saturn and 7 pads for sole purpose of playing DT.
	Likely to be heard shouting:	"own-ered" or "shot!" or "It's time to kick some arse and chew some gum....."
	Unlikely to be heard shouting:	"Anyone fancy being yellow for a change?"
	Annoyances:	Insists on always being yellow and using his "special" pad.

	Name:	Sarah
	DT Name:	Sarah
	Best Weapon:	Multiple Nukes
	Characteristics:	An often underestimated and dangerous player. Has managed to rise above her previous "fodder" status and now demands respect from the men. Often uses Corbomite and Nukes but has an increasing fondness for death's head attacks.
	Evidence of Obsession:	Has wild theories regarding her DT performance.
	Likely to be heard shouting:	"Bobbbbb Don't fire at me!"
	Unlikely to be heard shouting:	"I don't mind if you attack me, I won't hold a grudge!"
	Annoyances:	Often moans when fired upon and gets all eggy. Has been known to seek alliances with anyone who will listen.

	Name:	Dave
	DT Name:	Mo
	Best Weapon:	Rolling Mines
	Characteristics:	Improving player who's aiming accuracy has increased despite his continued use of Rolling Mines. Often unable to defend against machine gun attacks.
	Evidence of Obsession:	Sadly lacking in obsession, following his dismal performance in the previous Championship.
	Likely to be heard shouting:	"Oi! I'm dead again, that makes a change" or "I don't know why I bother!"
	Unlikely to be heard shouting:	"I get so nervous when I'm top of the leaderboard"
	Annoyances:	Talks to other players when they are guiding missiles.