All members must be present and/or give permission before any rules can be added or changed.

Championship matches must be 40 rounds.

A Championship Season is 25 rounds.

All members must be present at a championship match, or give permission for it to go ahead.

No alliances, for any reason.

No physical violence or extreme stroppyness.

Stroppyness is allowed if it is kept to an "amusing" level.

It is bad manners to distract someone who is still playing.

Burger King is better than McDonalds.

A rota system will be used to decide who will set up the Saturn.

The host is excused from setting up the Saturn.

Suppliers of "necessary" equipment are excused from setting up the Saturn.

Nirvana are better than the Foo Fighters.

Failure to set up the Saturn in a "reasonable" time will result in a one match ban.

It is bad manners to always eat the host's food/drink.

Lee is always yellow.

Causing a match to be abandoned (by pressing reset for example) is punishable by a 2 match ban (if done on purpose).

If a match is abandoned because of an "act-of-God" (eg power cut) then the match is void.

If a player wins a match but is later proven to have broken the rules the match can be declared void.

Dr. Pepper is better than Coke.

If you break a pad you are obliged to replace it with an equally good new pad.

Death Tank is better than bomber Man.


"members" are:

Keith, Lee (Speedy), Bob (Yoda), Sarah and Dave (Mo).