This is a tale of a father and son
Lloyd's daddy Luke was bit by a snake on the bum!
They went out looking for a machine that had flipped
Poor Lukey the man- he felt like a tit.

He bent over quickly to pick up a chain
Hissing Sid the snake was lying in wait
For some really chunky, tasty live bait

Sid -he lurched at portly Luke
Bit the bugger and made him puke!
Chinny the man who was on stand-by
To give artificial desperation and keep an eye

On Lukey that was lying upon the ground
Whilst "Prettyboy" rushed around and around
He panicked whilst dialling 999
Then drunk a complete bottle of WHINE!

The ambulance men arrived doubley quick
And shouted "Come here boy ewe stupid shit!"
Lukey's been bit by a snake on his neck
By Christ mind- He'll end up as ugly as SHREK!

The motto of this story goes
Aound the people you love and knows
Be happy, gifted and completely gay
Like operations manager Sir Patrick May!!

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