Trotsky

Yes, well, that's quite enough about her thank you very much. Now it's time for me, me, me, me, me. I think I've got the hang of this computer thing now, from sitting sunning myself on the windowsill and watching lunch flying past. However, I was a bit disappointed with the Mouse. No matter how much I patted it and played with it, it still didn't move.

Before you say anything, I KNOW Trotsky is a stupid name. How do you think I feel when she's outside calling me? Does nothing for my roof cred, let me tell you. In my head, I think of myself more as a 'Sly', after my two great heroes Sylvester the Cat and Sylvester Stallone.

One of my favourite hobbies

Anyway, before we go any further, I wanted to give you all a SERIOUS WARNING about something which can insinuate itself into your life without you knowing. Before long, your whole life will be ruined by this fiend in a fur coat. If you are of a nervous disposition please do not read on any further. Here is a picture of it so you will recognise it in the future:

Oh yes, I can hear you all now "Oh that's cute". Well let me tell you now, it's NOT cute, not cute at all. It barks, it smells, it's dirty, it bites. Oh it may PRETEND to be friendly and loyal, but let me tell you that that's just an act. What you really want is a nice quiet little cat, like me. Here are some great advantages of having a cat:

1) I'm very thoughtful and bring presents - birds, mice, etc - a dog would never do that - he finds anything, he eats it.

2) I don't keep pestering you like a dog does. In fact, I ignore you altogether.

3) I won't pester you to go out for a walk, I like to sleep all day and don't you forget it.

Well, my human has told you all about her favourite things. I'm sure that you will find mine much more interesting so here they are. There are also some very tasty links on this machine thing to mice, birds and fish that will have you licking your lips.

Favourite Books	Favourite Songs	Favourite Films
The Cat Who Walks Through Walls - Robert Heinlein	Cat Black - Marc Bolan	Cat on A Hot Tin Roof
Of Mice and Cats - John Steinbeck	Cool For Cats - Squeeze	The Cat Who Came To Dinner
Diary of a Killer Cat - Anne Fine	Morning has Broken - Cat Stevens	The Cat and The Canary
Cat in The Hat - Dr Seuss	What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones	Cat Ballou

Anyway, some of us have got more important things to do you know,

Trotsky

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