"The universe speaks in many languages, but only one voice.
The language is not Narn or Human or Centauri or Gaim or Minbari.
It speaks in the language of hope."
Preamble to Instellar Alliance Declaration of Principles



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"The last, best hope for peace"

 

Well, welcome to my shrine to the best science fiction series on television.
I know this is sacrilege in the days of Star Trek and the rest of them, and although I enjoy many other SF series' (including ST) I am addicted to Babylon 5 (or B5 for short).

I apologise in advance to all non-initiates for the 'in' jokes!

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Station Personnel 
 the characters

"Here, linky, linky, linky - ah, the missing link!" 
 various links - some serious, some definitely not so!

"Do not thump the Book of G'Quan - it is disrespectful" 
books etc.
 

"Spoo for brains" 
what is Spoo?
 
The beauty of this series is in its writing, for which we have to thank J. Michael Straczynski (JMS, Joe), the God of Babylon 5 - creator, writer of the majority of the series and inspiration for many other series' since its inception a long 5 years ago on television and for many years before that too.
Babylon 5 is not just another series where we are introduced to a new alien species each episode, and we always know the good guys will win in the end...  It is about a community of many races and their lives, their hates, their cultures, their differences and their similarities, and the way they all depend on each other in the end.



 
Station Personnel

There are many races, cultures and people in the series, so here's a quick introduction for those who don't know... 

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Human personnel
Captain John Sheridan (Bruce Boxleitner) - commanding officer of the the station,  leader of the resistance against President Clark of Earth, until his promotion to President of the Interstellar Alliance, and co-leader of the Rangers with Delenn.  Good guy, although a little bossy at times, and not always right, although nearly always!  Currently married to Delenn of the Minbari, although has previously been married.  Hero of the Earth/Minbari War, a.k.a. Starkiller to the Minbari. Disappeared on board a White Star near Coriannas VI, 20 years after destroying the Shadows at Zha'dum.

Claudia Christian as Susan Ivanova Lieutenant Commander Susan Ivanova (Claudia Christian) - the Queen of the one-liners and second in command of the station until the end of the war.  Currently assigned to a ship exploring the Rim of space, so we are unlikely ever to see her again unfortunately.  Never did get it together with Marcus until it was too late.  Fair but firm senior officer, who likes things done her way and is also known as God to the C&C staff (on pain of death).  Mildly telepathic, although this is not known by Psi Corps - deep distrust and hatred of telepaths following the death of her mother. Currently commanding a Warlock class deep space exploration vessel on the Rim.

Captain Elizabeth Lochley (Tracy Scoggins) - Replacement for Commander Ivanova. Official representative of Earth on Babylon 5 following the creation of the Interstellar Alliance. Previously known Sheridan. Strong personality that clashes regularly with Garibaldi, and although has no love for the Psi Corps, does everything by the book - even if it means being nice to Bester.

Jerry Doyle as Michael Garibaldi Chief of Security, Chief Warrant Officer Michael Garibaldi (Jerry Doyle) - effective and efficient member of the staff who has been on the station since it became operational.  Knows the byways and back ways of the station, which comes in very useful after he resigns from his position and takes up a few slightly less legal operations for his new employer.  Hates telepaths with a vengeance, especially Bester, although is willing to use them to his advantage and the advantage of the new Alliance. Marries his on/off girlfriend, Lise, eventually - and ends up running one of the largest corporations on Mars - after booting out the old board of directors who tried to have him killed!

Richard Biggs as Dr. Stephen Franklin Dr. Stephen Franklin (Richard Biggs) - the head of Medlab and Chief Medical Officer of the station.  Really good guy who will not betray his oath to do no harm to anyone, and resultantly spent some time in prison for refusing to turn over notes on the Minbari during the Earth/Minbari war.  You can trust this guy with your life, although will bend the rules where he feels it is to the advantage of the many.  Father is a General in the Earth Alliance army, and they have only recently become reacquainted after a long separation and disagreement. Offered, and accepted, current post as Head of Xenobiology on Earth, succeeding Dr Benjamin Kyle (first Head of Medlab on Babylon 5).

Chief of Station Security Zack Allen (Jeff Conaway) - one of the original members of the station security team, and Garibaldi's protégé. Succeeds Garibaldi as station chief, remaining there when most of the senior staff move on to others jobs. Returns to serve with Earthforce and visits Babylon 5 shortly before it is decommissioned - even though he doesn't like the Earthforce uniform (something to do with clowns).

Walter Koenig as Alfred Bester Alfred Bester (Walter Koenig) - (rating P12) head of the Psi Cops division of Psi Corps - the official department of the Earth Alliance government to which all telepaths must belong - although the ones that get out, known as 'blips' to the Corps, spend their life running.  Psi Corps are always seen as having a hidden agenda, and Bester is seen as being the brains behind most of the plans.  Universally distrusted on Babylon 5, where his usual quarters are in the brig, although greatly respected within the Psi Corps community itself.The Corps is Mother, the Corps is Father.Y

Lyta Alexander (Patricia Tallman) - First commercial telepath assigned to Babylon 5 - rating P5. Recalled to Earth following the attempted assasination of Kosh. Later escapes from Psi Corps, bringing a warning of a spy in Babylon 5. Disappears - later discovered to have been to the Vorlon homeworld where was biologically altered. Served as aide to the second Kosh before his death. Assisted in fight against President Clark, although telepaths distrusted on Mars. Rejoined Psi Corps under arrangement with Bester - although later resigned again when supported Byron's attempt to gain a homeworld for telepaths. Continuing his work, at a distance, following Byron's death with support from the Narn, and Garibaldi. Last heard of accompanying G'Kar on a trip somehwere around the galaxy.

Commander Jeffrey Sinclair (Michael O'Hare) - original commanding officer of Babylon 5.  Survivor of the Battle of the Line where he was interrogated by the Minbari - which plays an important part in the plot of the series.  Current whereabouts unknown following his sudden departure from his position as Ambassador for Earth to Minbar and Entil'Zha of the Rangers (Anlashok), although rumours on Minbar suggest that he travelled back in time and became the Minbari hero, Valen.

Jason Carter as Marcus Cole Ranger Marcus Cole (Jason Carter) - Human Ranger.  The Rangers (Anlashok in Minbari) are a Minbari organisation, led by the Entil'Zha, dedicated to defeating the ancient enemy, the Shadows.  Marcus always has a quip for the moment, and can remember all the words to the Modern Major General song - much to Stephen Franklin's disgust. Holds a secret love for Susan Ivanova, although she finds him very annoying, and shows it in the ultimate way, by sacrificing himself to save her life.
 

Minbari Personnel
Three is a very important number to the Minbari - there are three castes - religious, military and worker - and they are led by the Grey Council, consisting of three members of each of the castes.
Mira Furlan as Delenn Delenn (Mira Furlan) - Ambassador to Babylon 5 from Minbar.  A member of the religious caste, who becomes almost de facto leader of the Minbari.  Underwent a transformation to almost Human form to further the ties between the two races, leading to her dismissal from the Grey Council and rejection by many Minbari.  Also led to her marriage to Captain John Sheridan, although with opposition from within her own clan.  Always very calm and a great believer in prophecy. Succeeds Sheridan as President of the Interstellar Alliance, and lives to at least 140 years old. One son by Sheridan, David.

Lennier (Bill Mumy) - aide to Ambassador Delenn.  Often to be found defending her reputation as a Minbari, and generally a very useful and trustworthy fellow to have around.  A bit hooked on Delenn himself, Lennier disapproves of  the marriage between Delenn and Sheridan, perhaps because of his own attraction to Delenn, resulting in his departure from  Babylon 5 to become a Ranger, like his friend Marcus.  Friend of Vir Cotto.
 

Centauri Personnel
Peter Jurasik as Londo Mollari Ambassador Londo Mollari (Peter Jurasik) - Ambassador for the Centauri Republic to Babylon 5, originally seemed a bit of a wastrel appointed to the dead-end post on B5.  Makes himself very unpopular with his association with the Shadows, which leads to his ultimate downfall.  Adversary of G'Kar of the Narn, although this ultimately leads to their reliance on each other. Fulfills prophecy in becoming Emperor of the Centauri Republic although dies under mysterious circumstances alongside G'Kar.

Stephen Furst as Vir Cotto Vir Cotto (Stephen Furst) - Aide to Londo Mollari who disagrees with most of Londo's actions, but would defend his right to those actions with his life.  Always seen as a bit of a bumbler, he risks his life and reputation to save the lives of many Narns - much to the disgust of Londo.  Growing in stature and confidence, will become an important figure in the politics of Centauri in the long term - starting with his succession to Londo's post as Ambassador to Babylon 5, and ending as Emperor.  His stomach doesn't take kindly to eating fast food from the sign of the golden headbones, McBari's (althoug it tastes better going down than it does coming up).
 

Narn Personnel
Andreas Katsulas as G'Kar Ambassador G'Kar (Andreas Katsulas) - Ambassador for the Narn Regime, G'Kar starts in a strong position that is totally reversed by the invasion of his homeworld by the Centauri.  Dedicated to the destruction of the Centauri, attempts to kill Londo, and is imprisoned for his efforts, which leads him to a revelation upon the position of the Narn's in the scheme of things, and, ultimately, his ability to free Narn from the Centauri - with a little help from Londo, which leaves an uneasy state of understanding between the pair. Although latterly seen as a bodyguard to Londo Mollari on Centauri, G'Kar disappears for a while accompanied by Lyta Alexander, before returning to Centauri Prime where he died in mysterious circumstances.
 
Vorlon Personnel
Ambassador Kosh Naranek - there were actually two ambassadors called Kosh on the station.  After the first, sympathetic one was killed by the Shadows, the second Kosh provided a much darker, harder, less forgiving face to the Vorlons, which shows that there is more to the Vorlon's interest in the younger races than at first believed.  First Kosh saved Sheridan from sabotage on Babylon 5 only at great strain to himself. Takes great delight in manipulating people, and never speaks in straight sentences, which leaves everyone else confused.



 
"Here, linky, linky linky - ah, the missing link" - Garibaldi
Enough about the people, more about links.  There are hundreds out there, and I could write a whole page just concentrating on them, but I won't!  There should be enough here to keep you amused for a while, and many of them are members of the Babylon 5 web ring, so you could always follow up on some of the links yourself if you are that interested!
Below are just some of my favourites - most of them are there because they are amusing or genuinely informative.  Give them a go and laugh yourself silly!
 
Serious Ones (well, almost!)
 
The Lurker's Guide to Babylon 5 - everything you wanted to know about the series - the bible of Babylon 5.  Take it episode by episode, or research characters and actors - it's all here.

The Station - the official B5 web site, including fan club and merchandise.

TNT: the home of Babylon 5 - TNT's site for the series that they (thankfully) picked up for the fifth season, the films and, hopefully, the subsequent series, Crusade.

Collected Quotations from Babylon 5 - this might help to explain some of the quotes in here, although they aren't orgainised into episodes, so just have a browse.

Babylon 5 Quotes - more of the same, but rather more organised into episodes.

Babylon 5 Webring - go out and explore yourself and see if you can find some other interesting sites!

Babylon 5 Encyclopaedia - to help answer all those questions I haven't got space to answer here!

Views From the Gallery - Brilliant, unofficial reviews of all the episodes so far, plus a really difficult quiz and Kosh's Karaoke!
 

Some not so serious ones!

The Official Babylon Park Homepage - What happens when Babylon 5 and South Park meet? Go here to find out and be prepared!

You Know You've Been Watching Babylon 5 Too Much When... - an amusing look at the way B5 affects the lives of the addicted....

Character lines that weren't broadcast - and a good thing too considering! (two separate, linked pages)

Down Below Sound Archive - sound bites from the series - great fun browsing them and inserting them on your desktop!  My computer says some strange things to me now!

500+ Reasons Why Babylon 5 is better than Voyager - well, there's actually more than that, but you get the idea!

Babylon 5 Humour - as if you need some more!



 
"Do not thump the Book of G'Quan - it is disrespectful" - G'Kar

Like a lot of popular television SF series', there have been accompanying books and series' guides etc. published. Below is a selection of those (it does not include the role-playing game guide books)
 

Novels

1. Voices - John Vornholt
2. Accusations - Lois Tilton
3. Blood Oath - John Vornholt
4. Clark's Law - Jim Mortimore
5. The Touch of Your Shadow, The Whisper of Your Name - Neal Barrett, Jr.
6. Betrayals - S.M. Stirling
7. The Shadow Within - Jeanne Cavelos
8. Personal Agendas - Al Sarrantonio
9. To Dream in the City of Sorrows - Kathryn M. Drennan Whatever happened to Commander Sinclair when he left Babylon 5? Well, this book will tell you, and fill in some of the early history of Marcus and the Rangers. This story is canon to the show - it had better be as the author is married to JMS!

The Psi-Corps Trilogy - J. Gregory Keyes
Dark Genesis - the start of telepaths on earth and the foundation of the Psi Corps.
Deadly Relations - inside the Psi Corps and how telepaths are trained - also introduces us to Bester properly
Final Reckoning -  

Legions of Fire - Peter David
A trilogy of novels about the Centauri Empire, filling in the gap between Mollari becoming Emperor and ...? (hasn't finished yet!)
The Long Night of Centauri Prime
Armies of Light and Dark
 
Novelisations of films
(they may seem redundant, but they fill in a lot of background that doesn't make it to the film)
In The Beginning - Peter David
Thirdspace - Peter David
River of Souls - Yvonne Navarro
A Call To Arms - Robert Sheckley

Guides

Season guides by Jane Killick - authorised guides. Includes summary of each episode, with comments/interviews with JMS and some of the actors about the episodes, so has some interesting behind-the-scenes stories.
1. Signs and Portents
2. The Coming of Shadows
3. Point of No Return
4. No Surrender, No Retreat
5. The Wheel of Fire

The A-Z of Babylon 5 - David Bassom - An encyclopaedic approach to B5 - alphabetical listing of people, places, ships etc, including appendixes covering the books, timeline, quick episode guide and the jokes that have made it into the series. Unfortunately only covers to the beginning of season 3, but there will, hopefully, be an updated version for the whole series plus films out sometime...

Babylon 5 Security Manual - a sort of insider's guide to the station and people - not totally comprehensive, but interesting none the less

Unauthorised Guides
The books below contain a wonderful overview of the whole of the B5 universe - TV, film and published material (including books and comics). Favourite quotes, literary connections, critiques of each episode/book. Also includes essays relating to the series by those involved about different aspects and influences (including Freud!). A must for the seriously addicted. (Andy Lane has also done a similar book approaching the James Bond films etc in the same way - it's worth a read too!)
The Babylon File - Andy Lane - seasons 1-3
The Babylon File Volume 2 - Andy Lane - seasons 4 & 5 with corrections to previous volume (no index unfortunately)
 

Videos (I know they aren't books, but where else do I put it?)
In Britain, there are videos of the whole of seasons 1-5 available. As there is no arrangement for the showing of the films on television, they are only available on video - i.e. In The Beginning, Thirdspace, River of Souls and Call to Arms. The series is currently being released on video in the US, season 5 concurrently with the rest of the seasons from the beginning. JMS has re-edited the first episode, The Gathering, which I hope will become a video release, but no information so far... Crusade is also available to buy on video - it is currently only being transmitted on satellite/cable in the UK, and there are no plans to show it on a terrestrial channel.



 
"Spoo for brains" - Vir Cotto
Such a simple little word, so unassuming, yet the focus of so much speculation!  Many people in chat ask me what Spoo is as my nickname is Spoo_for_Brains, well, here's the answer - you did ask!

How to go about this, well, I suppose the easiest way is to provide a link to JMS's description of the critters, and the food they provide, but I've provided the description below.  But Spoo is so much more than that - it also provides perfect food for insults, like the one above, and is much beloved by some races, hated by others.  The official human substitute is scallops, although I think that does a disservice to scallops as I think of spoo as being more like tofu on legs.  Anyway, I'll let you make up your mind, but don't take too long as the price rises are enormous!
 

The entry in the Babylon 5 Encyclopaedia has this to say about Spoo:

Spoo is/are (the plural of spoo is spoo) small, white, pasty, mealy critters, rather worm-like, and generally regarded as the ugliest animals in the known galaxy by just about every sentient species capable of starflight, with the possible exception of the pak'ma'ra, who would simply recommend a more rigorous program of exercise. They are also generally considered the most delicious food in all of known space, regardless of the individual's biology, almost regardless of species, except for the pak'ma'ra, who like the flavor but generally won't say so simply to be contrary.

 Spoo are raised on ranches on worlds with a damp, moist, somewhat chilly climate so that their skin can acquire just the right shade of paleness. Spoo travel in herds, if moving a total of sixinches in any given direction in the course of a given year can actually be considered moving.  They stay in herds ostensibly for mutual protection, but the reality is that if they weren't propped up against one another, most of them would simply fall down. They do not howl, bark, moo, purr, yap, squeak or speak. Mainly, they sigh. Herds of sighing spoo can reportedly induce unparalleled bouts of depression, which is why most spoo ranchers wear earmuffs even when it's only mildly cold, damp, wet and dreary outside. If there is any life-or-death struggle for dominance within the spoo herd, it has not yet been detected by modern science.

 Spoo ranching is one of the least regarded professions known. Little or no skill is required, once you've got a planet with the right climate. You bring in two hundred spoo, plop them down in the middle of your ranch, and go back to the nearby house. Soon you've got more. When it comes time to cull out the ones ready for market (the softest, mealiest, palest, most forlorn-looking spoo of the pack), little physical effort is required since they're incapable of rapid movement without falling over (see above). They do not resist, fight, or whine; they only sigh more loudly. When spoo harvest time comes, the air is full of the sound of whacking and sighing, whacking and sighing. Even an experienced spoo rancher can only harvest for brief periods of a time, due to the increased volume of sighing, which even the sound of whacking cannot altogether erase. (also see above) Some have simply gone mad.

 Spoo are the only creatures of which the Interstellar Animal Rights Protection League says, simply, "Kill 'em."

 Taken from a posting by JMS to CompuServe
 

In addition, the two main races for whom Spoo is a delicacy, the Centauri and Narn, disagree on the best way to serve their 'national' dish.  The Narn insist it is served fresh to the disgust of the Centauri who insist on it being served 'matured' at least 5 days old.  This argument has caused many problems on Babylon 5 on how it should be served in the five-star Fresh Air restaurant.  It is now available in both forms, and the Spoo are raised by station personnel to avoid any disputes over Centauri or Narn farming techniques.
All this for a little critter no-one would look twice at if it weren't for the taste!


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