Waterloo

To pay to pee, to pay to poo
Oh, how I really need the loo,
But I don't like to pay to pee,
To pay to poo
Seems wrong to me,
Does it to you?

Jacob's Bladder

Jacob's Bladder often felt
As if it would explode
And then one day it really did,
Releasing all its load...

New Man Army - song sound file

Babies Don't Bounce

When Mildred dropped the baby,
While walking round the zoo,
She quite expected Mary
To turn a shade of blue.

But never in her life
Did she expect to see
The baby bouncing back at her
With signs of patent glee.

So suprised was she,
She dropped the thing again,
And watched it bounce away,
Into the lions' den...