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Dear George,
I'm always surprised how hard it is to remeber one's class mates, especially in a boarding school. I'm pretty certain I do remember Clive
Thomas although he was in a different house. If I'm correct he was a tallsh fair haired boy. Two or three of kept in contact for a couple of years
after leaving, but then it all fizzed out. I was friends with Simon Clarke, Peter Clough, Richard Lamb and Ian Dron (all from my year). Other names
were Jimmy Wetherall, Terry Cook, ??Izzard (who I think died young), Fred??, Ian Hook.
The teachers I recall were HEAD of course, Nipper (Mr Jackson I think), Mr Freer, Lampril (Tex), Le Shirly and Barrett. My memories are not all happy as it was a harsh environment and there was a lot of bullying and fights. Bonfire night was always built up as the night juniors were beaten up by older boys. There were plenty of good things too - I dont want to paint a black picture. But I was always in trouble and had the slipper frequently. So its probably my own fault I have mixed memories!
The scrambled egg rebellion took place in 1959 (or 60). For weeks we only got the powdered scrambled egg served at breakfast. Presumably this was ex-war food stock. Well, the older boys planned this rebellion. Word was passed along the queue at the counter, to keep walking past the kitchen staff waiting to put the egg onto our plates as we paraded along the
counter. Just as each boy was to receive his ration of egg he up turned his plate and walked on past. The teacher on duty blew his stack and the whole school (200 souls) had to go straight back to houses and line up to attention. It was nothing to do with us juniors but we still got the riot act read. The funny thing was it worked and we never had powdered scrambled egg again.
This episode brings back visions of the dining hall with rows of real animal heads on the walls. Were they there in earlier years? Discipline was incredibly hard in the dining room. Certain times allowed for talking and other times in the meal where absolute silence was enforced.
To be honest I dont remember where the cross country races took us. Only remember wanting to get out of doing them! My sport was swimming and I also enjoyed art and the school orchestra. Presumably Mr Barrett (music and art teacher extraordinaire) was not there when you were there? Mr Barrett was reputed to have been a tank commander in the war so a very brave person. He was the most decent of the teachers at that time which unfortunately left him open to being taken advantage off by some of the boys. He was always a friend to me though. His standard greeting was a cheerful "what-ho chaps".
Very old English upper class!
Other things were the march down to the village church on Sunday mornings, all in ranks. The swing over the canal of course, making the pigswill, going out of bounds for a fag, films held in the assembly hall on Saturday nights in winter term. A couple of us actually pinched a chicken from the school farmyard one summer day, took it across the canal and found a quiet spot somewhere in the farmer's field. We strangled and plucked the poor chicken and attempted to cook it up over a small wood fire we lit. I presume we took the guts out first, but I'm not sure we understood the principles of cooking that well. I imagine we bbd the thing for at least half an hour before devouring it. Luckily we did not end up with food poisoning and we never got caught.
 
I think I have one or two 35 mm slides from Elmbridge which I will get printed and scanned. I think one is of the torch light parade up the school drive on bonfire night. Did you do that? We all had wooden poles with scraps of blanket material wrapped round the top - soaked in petrol. Can't imagine school kids being allowed to do such 'dangerous' things nowadays.
 
All the best.
Howard

 
Last Updated: 18th April 2002
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