So what can one expect to find on this website? Let me tell you, or better still, kindly permit
poor Lurcio to inform your gracious selves…
The prologue...and so it came to pass that on this website one may locate contemporaneous
information regarding the unimportant little lives of its plebeian owners (titter ye not, I say).
This appetising morsel will be justly accompanied by salacious and crunchy titbits concerning
the sale of a veritable plethora of vinyl records for your aural delectation (ooerr, missus!).
Nay, nay and thrice nay I say unto you, that even then shall ye read of the exploits of the creator
in his quest for historical artefacts by means of the alchemist’s familiar, the metal detector.
Oh woe and woe again, I say unto you. Oh well, please yourselves!
So, allow me to enlighten you as to the navigation of this site and its wondrous contents.
Home Page… this is it, and it does exactly what it says on the tin.
Page 2… Who are we, where do we live, why are we here.
Page 3…Some old pictures and other things.
Pages 4—8...Records for sale. A splendiferous cornucopia of hardly-used vinyl for sale.
Page 9...Some famous ferrets.
Page 10...a roller-skating sheep and nothing else.
Page 11...Metal detecting as a method of stress relief and relaxation.