A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person and ended up with a
local co-ed who could work evenings and weekends. She had one eccentric
characteristic (which was unknown when she was hired) she wore short skirts
and no underwear. Needless to say she was a real beauty and had a figure to
die for. The bakery has a small storefront so it was necessary to have the
various products on shelves and then use a ladder to reach the uppermost
items. The item that had previously been least popular but was fast becoming
the most popular with gentlemen in particular was rasin bread, which was kept
on the uppermost shelf. One day an elderly gentleman came in and ordered a
loaf of bread. The young lady without thinking scurried up the ladder and
then realized she had not asked the gentleman what kind of bread he had
wanted so she nodded and asked, "Raisin?" "No, he replied but it is beginning
to twitch just a little."