A woman was driving into a small town late one night and nearly ran off 
the road near the outskirts when a coyote jumped right in front of her 
vehicle.  She was further shocked when a cowboy ran after the coyote, 
caught it at the side of the road, and began to sodomize it.

The woman sped off into the town to find the local sheriff.  She spotted 
his car in front of the local bar.  "It figures," she muttered and went 
in.

As she walked into the bar she spied an old man with a long beard, 
sitting in the corner masturbating freely. The woman gasped and stomped 
up to the bar to where the sheriff was sitting.

"What kind of town are you running here!" she yelled.  "I nearly get 
killed avoiding some cowboy sodomizing a coyote!  And now I come in here 
and there's an old man jacking-off right there in plain view!"

The sheriff slowly looked at the old man and then back at the woman. 
"Ma'am," he said, "you don't expect him to catch a coyote at his age, 
do ya?"