Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take  a
shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.  Right in the middle of the
cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty
shadows.  Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared
us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost!  What are you doing working
here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"