One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in
bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him
off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought
before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to
say to defend herself.

"Well, Your Honor, " she replied cooly, " I figured that at 92, if he could
make love to another woman, he could fly, too!"