An old prospector came down from the hills after prospecting for gold 
pulling his burro which was laden with pots, pans and numerous other
prospecting equipment..As he was walking through town,he was stopped
by Black Bart and his cronies who were all drunk and standing in front
of the town saloon. 

Bart asked the old prospector how long he had been in the hills, and
the old timer said 'bout 15 years I guess Bart' Bart said 'did you
ever learn how to dance while you were prospecting?' The old timer
said 'no I don't reckon I did, Bart' Bart said 'well you're gonna 
dance now' and pulled out his trusty .45 colt and starting shooting 
into the ground around the old timers feet. 

All of Barts cronies were laughing and whooping it up watching the old
timer dance as the bullets were hitting the ground at the old timers
feet.. Bart was now out of ammo and the old timer said to Bart as he
pulled a 10 gauge shotgun from the pack on the burro.. 'Bart, have you
kissed a burro's ass and Bart said 'no, but I've always wanted to...'