When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college
I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was
an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She
made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and
very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with
some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now, I'm 40 and just looking for a girl with big tits.