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A word from our sponsors . . .

RealSys® system utilities from AtLast Technologies Inc. brings real-world functionality to your desktop or notebook PC.

Truly intuitive, RealSys® makes surfing the Web, using applications, and day-to-day computer management into a real human experience!

Put common sense into your computer with RealSys®!

only £89.99

(Macintosh version also available)*

RealSys® brings you these terrific enhancements

  • 3-D Peek® technology makes web orientation and navigation an intuitive snap!
  • Co-ordinated mouse-swirling and sighing actually speeds up internet downloads. (Bench tests with 56Kbps v90 modem show acceleration to ISDN speeds. 512Kbps attainable with really deep sighing.)
  • Unlock system freezes by hitting random combinations of modifier keys and mouse buttons.
  • Communicate with your PC the way you would another human being - RealSys responds to a wide variety of Anglo-Saxon words and phrases.
  • No arcane knowledge required. (No, really, we mean it.)

Don't let a Seattle-based geek in surf-shorts run your life. RealSys® makes your PC behave the way you want it to!

Minimum System Requirements

Windows

Macintosh

Microsoft Windows 98 or later

A Mac

Pentium III processor, 600 MHz

A Keyboard

128 Mb RAM

A Mouse

400 Mb Hard Disk space

nVIDIA GeForce 2 graphics card or equivalent with 16 Mb video RAM

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*Mac version £199 + VAT, available by mail order or from branches of John Lewis (one copy in stock, behind the water pipes in the staff toilet down the corridor from the stock room, box slightly crushed).