Welcome to the Locust Farm, the only officially approved Jeremy Dronfield fan site on the Net, dedicated to the life, work and haircuts (sorry, 'ethos') of the author of that name. It's brand new, and simply stuffed with brilliant throngs. (Shurely "thronged with brilliant stuff"?)

If you're a Jeremy Dronfield fan (or even if you're not) you should find plenty here to tweak your interest and squeeze your curiosity gland. Just dip in a toe and we guarantee you'll go away soaked in its essential Dronfieldness and pungent locusty aroma.

The site is unfinished at present, but you're free to look around. Just be sure to wear your hard hat and watch out for loose jpegs. You can learn a bit about the construction process here.

Is Burlesk forgotten? It seems there's another novel in the pipeline. Read more...

Is The Alchemist's Apprentice breeding? Read more...

We have it on good authority that Jeremy has finished writing his new book. However, there are scary rumours going around. Will the new book ever see the light of day? Read more...

Iain Banks fans will be aware that the Waspmeister's novels are all being re-bound or re-cut or whatever it is that you do with old novels to give them a fresh new appearance. Well, one of them looks hauntingly familiar. Read more...

Did Jeremy really have a friend called Roderick Bent who wrote all his novels? Sal investigates The Alchemy Mystery.

Jeremy outlines the process of becoming a professional novelist. Pick up some tips...

What, you've never been there? You should - most of the people who run the world have. Read about it...