You have reached (dun dun
der!)
…CERTAIN DOOM!
Welcome friends (and people who managed to come here purely by accident).
This is the web page of Vicki Wiltshire (aka Imzali) and now that you have
laid your cursor on this page, you have entered CERTAIN DOOM!
If you are a sane person with no sense of humor at all, and wish to have
your lack of humor and sanity still intact by this time next week, I suggest
you leave now!
To all of you that have remained, undisturbed, on your quest to follow
that star (no matter how hopeless, no matter how far!) I admire your courage,
and I know that if you have got this far you will enjoy the rest, because
at this very moment, unknown to you (until now) subliminal messages are
coming through your monitor telling you…" this is a wonderful web page,
I must come back, I must laugh at all of Vicki’s jokes even if they are
crapolla, and most of all…I must sign the guest book!" Do you hear them?
No, of course you didn’t - they’re subliminal! <giggle!>
You have run where the brave dare not go and something has come across
your path, but what is it?! that’s right weary traveller, you are back
at…
THE CROSS-ROADS OF LIFE.
Well you’re here again, but where to go now?! there are so many choices,
your fate is in your hands, you decide…
I want to go Home
I’m scared!
I wanna see Vicki's
Photo Album!
My so-called
Life
Sign
my Guestbook