
In this section you should be able to
find several interviews with M&S.. though at the
moment theres only the one.. but rest assured.. I'll be
getting some more in in the future.
Lunch
is for wimps!
Bold-as-brass Mel
Giedroyc and Sue Perkins have achieved cult status with
their Light Lunch and Late Lunch shows. But here they
reveal some of their more terrifying moments
Struggling comics may well dream of being called
out of the blue by Jennifer Saunders and offered a job.
But when it happened to Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins of
Channel 4's Late Lunch they thought it was a
sick joke. "I assumed it was someone mucking about
and I yelled "Oh, for gods sake, leave it out,"
says Sue, the dark haired one (Honestly and all this time
I thought it was the other way around -Stu), cringing at
the memory. "I was really rude until the penny
dropped. Then I felt sick with nerves. I thought she was
calling to complain about me or something."
Mel was too scared even to pick up the
reciever when the call came through. She simply listened,
panic-stricken while Jennifer left a message on her
answer machine. "I was paralysed with fear. The last
thing you expect is that someone so great is going to
phone up and offer you a job," she says.
Jennifer had seen them in a sketch on
ITV's The Little Picture Show at 2am one morning,
three years ago. She was so impressed, she asked them to
write for French and Saunders. They appeared in
the show, too. The story is typical of the anecdotes that
tumble out when you talk to Mel and Sue about how they
landed the job presenting Channel 4's daytime food and
chat show Light Lunch which recently moved to a
three-evenings-a-week slot, and renamed Late Lunch.
Like tomboy sisters rather than comic
partners, they finish each others sentances and Mel
affectionately calls her other half Perks. A hangover (I
thought the word was holdover? -Stu), no doubt, from
their student days together at Cambridge University where
Mel studied Languages and Sue reaad English. Working with
Jennifer Saunders was the highlight of three dismal years
on the comedy circuit, but it didn't launch their TV
careers. In fact, after several other minor screen
appearances, they were on the brink of giving up - until
Channel 4 asked them to screen test for Light Lunch
last year.
"To be honest, we didn't think Light
Lunch was for us at first. It sounded a bit cheesy,"
says Sue, 28. Since then they've steered a course so far
away from cheesy that their mix of food and celebraty
chatter has won a cult following - not to mention a
string of top flight guests, including Robbie Coltrane,
Boyzone, Ruby Wax and Joanna Lumley. However, hollywood
glamour girl Gwyneth Paltrow had to step in at the last
minute recently when Madonna pulled out of a half-hour
special (It's her loss -Stu). "We suddenly had 30
minutes of live TV to fill," says Mel, 29 "I
haven't felt that nervous since we started Light
Lunch. It gave me flashbacks of the bowel-wrenching
nerves I suffered at the begining."
Sue interrupts - apparently she can top
Mel in the bowel-wrenching nerves stakes. She was reduced
to mush during an appearance on Have I Got News For
You recently. "I didn't think I could be so
frightened. I was paired with Ian Hislop and it was
really competative with all this wit flying around. I
wasn't well known, so the pressure to be good was more
intense, but I didn't say anything for the last half an
hour of the recording. At one point Ian passed me a note
with "just talk" written on it." Mel makes
soothing comments such as: "You were brilliant,
Perks." and "It was a very long day."
They seem so close at times I wonder
wat it must be like to be one of their boyfriends (many, many
people have wondered that, and vocalised about it in the
cakeshop -Stu) They admit it can be difficult because
they never see as much of their partners as they do of
each other. Sue's been seeing someone on and off since
they met at a partylast July, but won't reveal his
identity as he's not in the business. "Come on Sue,
its Micheal Portillo," jokes Mel, who's dated Father
Ted writer Arthur Mathews for "a few months".
She and Arthur were due to fly off on holiday to Rome
last month, but then the news came through about the
death of Father Ted star Dermot Morgan. They
called off the trip so Arthur could attend the funeral in
Ireland. "It was so shocking and unexpected, he was
an icon for a new wave of Irish writers and it's a real
loss," says Mel, wistfully.
They share a poignant moment, but it's
not long before Sue's mischievious face lights up again
"Remember that time at Broadcasting House during the
election in 1992, when we decided to moon out of the
window at John Major?" she says "We thought we
were so left wing, but when we saw him we just waved like
childeren. Our big political statement went out of the
window and it wasa just a case of: 'You're on the telly!
You're John Major!'" no doubt the former Prime
Minister will soon be discussing his memoirs on Late
Lunch...
Interview by Mary
Comerford
Typed up and fiddled with
by Stuart B
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