Given the random, unlegislated nature of the internet, it amazes me that webmasters all over the wibbly wobbly woad feel the need to put this kind of thing on their pages, and I can only quote such an example below from a Web Site dedicated to the mathematician, satirical and perverted songwriter, comedian and Son of Satan Mr Tom Lehrer :

"Tom Lehrer was a comedian who cared little about political correctness... ...this means that not all statements made may be completely accurate. For instance, it is completely feasible that today's standard Latin version of The Wizard of Oz is not the version which Tom Lehrer made. Also, because the purpose of the statements was to entertain rather than to relay the truth, it is feasible that Tom Lehrer never translated The Wizard of Oz into Latin at all...."

A sad reflection on our modern times that people trying to have a bit of fun feel the need to defend themselves against lawyer-happy idiots with no funny-bones, in case such a person should cut and paste my Fish of the Month section into his CV and then not get the job, or something...

Still...

I, Malcolm Jeffrey, was bought up from an early age listening to the Goon Show. such early exposure to Spike Milligan's somewhat unusual outlook on life, with subsequent progression through Do Not Adjust Your Set, I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Derek & Clive, Cheech & Chong, Tom Lehrer et al right up to Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer and Harry Hill, has led me to be a small, beautifully formed, forty-year-old male Caucasian with dubious facial hair and a highly whimsical, maybe irreverent, possibly light-hearted, occasionally bizarre, and some might say warped and twisted, attitude to living, which, coupled with a desire to squeeze as much fun out of every practical situation, has resulted in this web site.

Any persons not traditionally amused by the antics and attitudes which have influenced such an individual, or indeed persons who might believe that, where not otherwise stated, any reviews, opinions, jokes, articles and ephemera contained herein are

a) not the sole opinions of the author or

b) are to be taken in any way seriously,

can sod off this way until they either develop a sense of humour or get a life.

:)

Malcy

xxx