The Archive - misleadingly hinting that there may be something of value here

The All-Old Bit of The All-New Cornucopia of Tat

First, there was The All-New Cornucopia of Tat. But before that, there was another one of it. No, hang on.

Frankly, what we should have done is make a total break from our twisted past. But we just couldn't let go. We are weak. We're just off to get our fourth bag of crisps of the evening now, in fact.

Where were we? Oh, yes, well, as we have occasionally received encouraging comments about the old Cornucopia of Tat, and because our inherent laziness has led to the site being desperately thin, we thought we'd revive some of the more passable bits of the original Tat o'thing for your, erm, delectation, removing the few outdated bits, adding in a few comments where necessary, leaving in some of the more irritating typos, and removing the awful pop-up boxes, because we're not on Geocities no more. And thank heavens for that. Bear in mind that all of this dates from 1997 - you may wish to compare and contrast with the stuff done more recently, and complain that we're not as funny as we used to be. Complaints about the nature of this cop-out should be directed to the usual address, taking care to remove etc etc etc.

So just what so we have then? I thought you'd never ask:

The Right Profile, in the style of Flossie - Ludicrously, an AP rip-off of an AP rip-off. Sometimes we amaze even ourselves.
A few rants, some more of which will no doubt follow elsewhere. We have a lot of hate to give, y'know.
An item about pop's forgotten My Life Story, who have thankfully now given up. (Although I must admit, I did hear one of their later singles on the radio and it didn't make me want to kill everyone involved, so there's some improvement. Who knows, if they'd have kept going they may have even made "tolerable" one day.)
Our small tribute to the ace scurvy-baiters that were Amiga Power
The Stuff that never got done, and probably never will do now. Hey ho.
And, of course, we must pay generous tribute to the hosts of the original Tat Links page, the Goombay Dance Band.

Or you could just take a look at some new things, rather than wallowing in the past.