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Name: Ian "The Orange Man" Gaston
From: Ulster Age: 28
Joke: Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."
"How's that?" "Don't you start."
Comment: It's class!
Name: Joe Mirza
From: England Age: 19
Joke: Why did the blond keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the fridge cold
Name: Tracy Island
From: Portrush, Northern Ireland Age: 24
Joke: A man goes to a timber yard for floorboards.
“How long do you want them?” asks the trader.
The man replies: “Quite a while, I’m nailing them to the floor” !!!
Comment: This site is great!!!
Name: Marie
From: Londonderry
Joke: My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire',
which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade
Name: Eric
From: Bangor, Wales
Joke: Husband to wife: “My Olympic condoms have arrived, I’m gonna try the Gold one tonight.”
Wife replies: “Use the Silver one and come second for once!”
Name: Lori Rowan
From: the USA, but living in Wakefield for a while Age: 53
Joke: Husband to wife: “I’ve been barred from all B&Q D.I.Y. stores for life.
This bloke in orange dungarees came up to me and asked if I wanted decking,
so I got the first punch in!”
Name: Johan
From: Alpbach, Austria Age: 39
Joke: My Wife Will Buy Anything Marked Down. Last Year She Bought An Escalator
Comment: Your website has many jokes which are new to me, I enjoyed it very much
Name: kaz
From: England
Joke: A man turned up very late at a hotel and all the lights were out.
So he banged on the door and after a long wait a window opened and the owner looked out and said:
"Who are you? What do you want?"
The man replied: "I'm staying here." She said: "Good, stay there then", and shut the window
Comment: pretty cool site...
Name: Ian Church
From: England Age: Younger than you
Comment: I love your sense of humour - keep up the good work
Name: James maxwell
From: London Age: 24
Joke: Two aerials met on a rooftop and fell in love.
Two weeks later they got married.
I heard that the ceremony was rubbish but the reception was great!!!!
Comment: Absolutely hilarious - great site. I have sent it to all my friends
Name: Bubbles
From: Kent, uk Age: 89
Joke: I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid
that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
And he said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
Comment: coool site.
Name: Flabby Bob
From: London Age: 27
Joke: Did you read in the local newspaper about the butcher who accidentally backed into a bacon slicer?
He’s doing fine, but he’s got a little behind in his orders.
Name: William
From: Ballymena Age: 39
Joke: The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman.
The kids were nothing to look at.
Comment: Great jokes!
Name: danielle
From: glasgow Age: i'm 17 , i prefer to look at least 18
Joke: a brain and a pair of jump leads walk into a bar and ask for two pints,
and the bar man refuse and so they asked again and again the bar man refuse.
They ask why not, he reply's because your out your heed and he is reliable to start something.
Comment: cool web site
Name: Skippy
From: Templepatric, N. Ireland Age: 22
Joke: What’s the best way to catch a fish?
Get someone to throw it at you
Name: George Houston
From: Preston Age: 45
Joke: A blonde buys a bath and takes it back the next day complaining that the water keeps running out.
The manager says: “Did you buy a plug?”
The blonde says: “You never said it was electric.”
Comment: "Real funny website"
Name: Emma Schneider
From: Kentucky, USA Age: 33
Joke: A man says: “Doctor, doctor – I think I’m going deaf.”
The doctor says: “What are the symptoms?”
The man says: “They’re a cartoon family with yellow heads.”
Comment: Excellent content, very original
Name: Bethany
From: Derry
Joke: The Americans sent three ships to the Gulf - two filled with sand and one filled with cement.
They were planning a mortar attack.
Comment: cool
Name: Roy da man
From: Metropolis of Harryville Age: 55
Comment: Good website, cheers mate.
Nice to see at least one Ballymena man has a sense of humour.
You'll never make a crappy councillor now, y'know,
Name: Norman Fatty Pie Eater
From: Just down the road Age: I'm just to old for numbers
Joke: A Woman walked into the butcher's shop and asked:
"Could I have one rasher of bacon, half a slice of black pudding,
one sausage, and a small tin of beans?"
The butcher said: "I bet you live alone."
"How did you know?" she said.
"BECAUSE YOURE UGLY."
Comment: Your site's great!
Name: Johnny foreigner
From: Deepest Europe Age: 21
Comment: Groovy site, cracking jokes, and some very funny images,
I'll have to send you some jokes etc.
Name: Hugh McCrory
From: Ballymena, now living in England
Comment: Good site hope you can extend it to a chat room for some Ballymena slabbering.
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