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Name: Ed Kirksey
From: Mesa, Arizona
Joke: BOY: Dad, can you help me with my Maths homework? I've got to find the lowest common denominator.
DAD: Haven't they found that yet? They were looking for it when I was a lad.
Comment: Good site, very nice
Name: Keith Kelley
From: USA. Minnesota Age: 65
Joke: A beggar goes up to a well-dressed woman and tells her he hasn't eaten anything for days.
She gasps: "God, I wish I had your willpower"
Comment: Cracking site
Name: Charles Tabb
From: Richmond VA Age: Older than dirt
Comment: I love good Jokes. This was an excellent place to have found
Name: Charles
From: New Zealand (imported Pom)
Joke: A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND
Comment: Best time waster I've come across and mostly original too!
Name: TheBaldButcher
From: Lisburn N.Ireland Age: 53
Comment: Yes, this is truly a funny site. The material is first class.
At 53 it now takes a very funny joke to make me laugh and these all did just that.
Name: Pedro
From: Puerto Rico
Joke: Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms"
Comment: Great site!
Name: John Totten
From: Wales Age: 58
Joke: Two builders digging a trench found three unexploded bombs and decided to hand them in to the police.
“But what happens if one goes off while we’re taking them?” says one.
The other says: “We’ll just tell them we found two.”
Name: Ken Oaks
From: Stockport Age: 27
Joke: A local Shepard couldn't understand why everyone was calling him queer. "I only keep mounting goats!"
Comment: You’ve got a good thing going here
Name: Fabulous Frankie
From: Glasgow, Scotland Age: 25
Joke: How many fat birds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn't really matter - fat birds will screw anything...
Comment: Cracking jokes on this site!!!
Name: jennifer jordan
Joke: What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back
Name: Brian
From: Darlington - home of the anoraks (sorry FIRST Train spotters) Age: Older than time!
Comment: Brill site - Keep up the good work.
I do a lot of charity work and try some of your stuff out on the old folks --- they LOVE it!!
Name: george
From: Vadrigar Age: 18
Joke: What do you get if you cross a witch with an ice cube?......
A cold spell
Comment: very good site
Name: Ricky
From: Cloughmills Age: Less than 40
Joke: A man getting ready for a night out uses half a bottle of BRUTE aftershave.
He meets a girl at a club and while they are dancing he asks “Can you smell the BRUTE?”
She replies “No, but I can feel it against my leg.”
Comment: Groovy website....
Name: Carla Quinn
From: Ardmore, Derry
Joke: I used to deliver fish for a living,
but I got bored with standing on the riverbank shouting "push, push!"
Name: John
From: Bannockburn Age: 33
Joke: A man and his son are in the jungle and spot a baby aardvark.
"Will it attack us?" the boy asks.
"No, son," his dad replies.
"A little aardvark never hurt anybody!"
Comment: Excellent collection of jokes
Name: Jesse
From: Niagara Falls, Ontario Age: 28
Joke: Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says to the horse
"Hey, why the long face?"
Comment: Great site!
Name: Bill Payer
From: Middlesbrough Age: 19
Joke: TWO blondes look at a hearse and one says to the other:
"Who do you thinks dead?" The other says: "Probably the one in the coffin, the driver looks fine to me."
Comment: Cool...
Name: Kilroy White
From: London Age: 23
Joke: A SECRETARY spots that her boss has left his flies undone and tells him: "Your garage door is open!"
The boss boasts: "So did you see my Ferrari?"
The secretary says: "No, just an old scooter with two punctured tyres."
Comment: Great, wonderful, fantastic, marvelous fabulous, tremendous, excellent, super!!!
Name: Monica & Bill
From: MARYLAND
Comment: We've been having a good laugh at your jokes etc.
a good site to bookmark and tell our friends about, must send you some jokes....
Name: fauzi
From: Germany
Comment: Hey there ! Cool webpage. ! C yer !
Name: Juan
From: Spain
Comments: Cool site. Some good jokes and funny pics
Name: Crazy Bob
From: Ballymena
Joke: "I WANT TO DIE IN MY SLEEP LIKE MY GRANDFATHER....
NOT SCREAMING AND YELLING LIKE THE PASSENGERS IN HIS CAR...."
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