vocals/ guitar,One time show girl, flamenco dancer and lounge jazz diva, turned belly dancing burlesque babe. Hails from junk & vice ridden Adelaide. in South Australia. A former member of the Geeks
Hey, let's meet the band!
Our leader
Jane
Ruby
vocals/ guitar,
One time show girl, flamenco
dancer and lounge jazz diva, turned belly dancing burlesque babe. Hails from
junk & vice ridden Adelaide. in South Australia. A former member of the
Geeks
the lumpen proletariat
Jules Webbcore
guitar,
The man in black, a former member of Gorp, & Kill
Ugly Pop & was once on the cover of Sounds. Crazed outlaw biker, looks great
in leather. Also a thesbian.
Chris Cornetto
organ/ trumpet/ melodica/ harmonica/ percussion,
unemployable jazz nerd, & mindless drug hoover. Been in more
bands than you can shake a stick at, has performed with the Shock
Headed Peters, Eugene Chadbourne, & Jimmy
Carl Black. Other bands include the Native Hipsters,
Wakawaka, the Orchestre Murphy, Bing Selfish & the Ideals, Ultima Thule,
the Grateful Dub, the No Frills All Stars & more recently the
Deptford Beach Babes & Joe Whitney & the Tropics of Cancer, and
has at least one trumpet solo on any record you can think of.
Johnny B
bass/ vocals,
gardener and lover of folk music. been in lots of them bands with Cornetto,
plus the Smart Bombs Big Band, & has taken every other band in the country
on tour round Europe, in his big white shitty Volkswagon.
T. Tom
Thomas
drums/
percussion,
Formerly the drummer with Kick Junk, who luckily
for us, split up around the time Charlotte left, on account of their keyboardist
joining the Hare Krishna's! Increases the bands handsomeness quota 100 per cent
with his rugged good looks.
the Las Vague Showgurls
Fabba J
& also a member of the Can Booty Can, Can
Can Troup!!
Lucia
Picture coming soon!!
Honey B
Ella Guru
guitarist
with the Deptford Beach Babes the
Tasty Ones & the Tropics of Cancer
& recent mum, (or should I say mom).
Sarah the
mystery dancer
also the curator of the Museum of the Miscellaneous.
DJ's
Katmandude
Frat shack DJ, bass player in the fabulous
Sires & recent
dad
Lord Muck
The Latest addition to the Naked Ruby stable!
Check out his Nasty Grind Show, on the Garage Punk Podcast!
Lord Mucks MySpace page
The Nasty Grind's MySpace page
DJ Lovehungry
maker of pervy leatherwear, media tychoon & recent
granddad.
actually not seen around these parts very much now on account of moving to Los Angeles, in California!
Subs Bench
Greame Gretsch
guitar,
The Private Walker of the band, you name it he
can lay his hand on one, all kosher, no questions asked. & has a
Gretsch Country Gent.
& He's a dad now, too. Good lad!
Check out his eBay auctions HERE
Charlotte Burke
drums,
Who was our regular drummer till she decided
she wanted to play METAL!!!
Also halves the average age of the band!
She's currently gigging around with Firemouth!
Richard
drums,
drummer out of the Cannibals & Birthmark, &
has excellent taste in vehicles
