If you are not already a member of this exclusive crew of disenchanted eccentrics, you may purchase, for the totally exorbitant sum of £2.50 per year (that's $3.75 for any unfulfilled miserable colonials) a guaranteed limited-edition membership card ("limited" by the number of members) issued by the one and only Sportsman's Arms pub in Amberley, West Sussex, England. All proceeds from this unbelievably entrepreneurial venture will be donated in full to the Link Romania Charity.
The MOB Club has members in Singapore, Australia, USA, Canada and the UK, so if you want to impress your friends and produce official confirmation of your miserableness, don't delay, JOIN NOW.
Click here to view/print the Application Form.
Why not pop into the Sportsman's Arms, Amberley, West Sussex. Chris Shanahan, the landlord, would be delighted to see you.