Unpublished.
This for a
sample.
This for a synopsis.
Fantasy Novels:
The Staff of Sorrows. Assassin out of
Twilight. The Yellow Tower. These three books weigh in at
180,000words in total and chart Hadrim's quest for vengeance to the Tower.
Sounds like the usual stuff. WRONG! There are no elves dwarves or cuddly furry
creatures in this and Hadrim doesn't even have a magic sword. Take a look at
this somewhat dated reader's report.
Infinite Willows
Series:
Creatures
of the Staff (80,000words). Well, we've had the war and now we get
the fallout. It's sometimes worse. I'd reckon on about another 160,000 words
worse. Heh.
Contemporary:
Frog
Wine (80,000 words) What would you do if you found a suitcase full of
money under a hedge, still connected to the corpse of its owner? Of course;
you'd take it straight into a police station wouldn't you? Nailer has to face
this problem. Maybe he'll overcome, with the assistance of his wood chipper and
rotovator.
Won second place in Simon & Schuster's electronic slush pile: 'Funny, clever and entertainingly savage - good writing' -Editorial Director.
Short Stories:
Floundering (1820 words) You'll never eat fish again.
Harbinger (1085 words) Suit with mobile phone and Porsche gets shafted. All you need to know.
Hat Creatures (2937 words) An utterly new slant on the history of the world.
Old Road (1660 words) Drink drive warning.
Trophies (1420 words) Serial killers collect trophies.
Conversations (4070) Three very strange chats.
Jennifer (1477 words) Quite strange. I was having a bad day.
Bad Travelling (5983)
An unwelcome guest onboard looks upon the crew as a moveable feast … so to
speak. Set on the seas of ‘Jable Sharks’.
Return of the Ship (2600) After their hellish experiences the crew of the Jable hunter return to land, and find they have brought hell with them.