CHAPTER 22

Hugh Jamieson thought that anyone observing the four of them
hurrying along Main Street, would never in a million years have mistaken them for freedom
fighters. Taken as a group they made a ridiculous sight. McCammion striding ahead, his
tangled hair and bushy beard making him look like a mad scientist. Eleanor Jarvie (now
augmented by the Dead Brides if Mary Syme was to be believed) travelling in
McCammions slipstream, still wearing Marys winter coat which was ridiculously
short on her, and every time the wind gusted past, Hugh saw a white flash of bare
buttocks. Then there was the comic figure of Mary herself, dressed in her Sunday best, her
little legs going nineteen to the dozen as she struggled to keep up with the two pace
setters. Hugh glanced down at his own natty apparel of paisley patterned pyjamas and
tartan dressing gown, and thought he resembled a character from a Noel Coward play. Mary
Syme could have at least given him the time to get properly dressed before rushing him out
the door.
Along the way the wind had died with the tolling Church bell; the gales
speeding past them as if they were rushing somewhere else in a hurry. Luckily it had been
at their backs as they climbed the hill towards the Church, helping rather than hindering
them. Hugh tried to work out why Mary was intent in carrying out another Briding.
Even if Martha Tarres and all the Dead Brides had taken up residence inside
Eleanor Jarvie, it didnt necessarily mean they could thwart Thurston Jenner. Things
had gone too far and Jenner had become far too strong. Just by attempting to return to the
crypt they would be attracting undue attention to Jenners missing hands. There were
other things to be taken into consideration also. What if Jenner had placed sentries at
the crypt entrance? How the hell did anyone expect him and Mary to fight against the
unnatural things Jenner spawned from his dark imagination? And another thing that
hadnt been discussed. Perhaps the most important thing. Who would husband the Bride?
Hugh sucked his burning breath between his teeth and wondered what a
heart attack would feel like. Most likely it would be a pleasant affair compared with the
humiliation of being ordered to get down on the mattress with Eleanor Jarvie and make a
fool of himself. He couldnt see Angus McCammion being too pleased with the
arrangement either. The thing was, the Groom had to be a local man and that ruled
McCammion out along with Robin Kirkbride, if he should actually show up with the amulet.
So that only left one Hugh Jamieson to drop his pyjama bottoms and save the world. The
thought of attempting the sexual act at his age, and in front of an audience made him feel
ill. It frightened him even more than the Black Minister himself.
The sound of a voice being raised in alarm came as a welcome
distraction. It was a mans voice and came from the direction of the Churchyard which
was still some twenty yards or so up the hill. Eleanor Jarvie and her friend broke into a
hard sprint, leaving himself and Mary to struggle along in their wake. Seeing that Mary
was suffering, Hugh offered her his arm, half expecting the haughty old woman to shrug him
off. Mary however seemed grateful for the assistance and leaned on him as they approached
the Churchyard gates.
Between breaths she managed to say to him, We have to be careful
Hugh, this time Jenner will try to halt the Briding. Hes too close to
destroying the village to let us muck up his schemes. Once we get down into the crypt
there wont be any time for the usual prattling. No spouting on for hours about all
your We are the gathered nonsense. Just do what Martha tells you and
dont waste time arguing about it.
Hughs heart sank. Mary was as good as telling him that he would
be the star turn on the mattress. It was all right for her to say just do as youre
told. Who was going to tell his body? Didnt anyone realise he was nearly sixty four
years old? He thought about making his protests heard here and now, but before he could
voice any objections, they had reached the Church gates and a feeling of doom fell upon
Hughs heart as if it were radiating in great black waves from the Church itself.
Thurston Jenner was in there right now doing God knows what. Hugh could feel his dark aura
emanate through the stone walls as if they were made from thin paper. Surely Jenner must
know that they were outside. At any second he would come marching through the Church doors
and crush them where they stood.
Mary Syme tugged on his arm, making Hugh realise he had halted at the
entrance to the Churchyard. I think they are over there, she said pointing
with a bony finger towards the area of the Churchyard where Cathy Armour had been buried
four weeks ago. Reluctantly he forced his trembling legs into a quick walk and was glad
Mary was still holding onto his arm. The contact gave him an inner strength that
wasnt of his own making. Behind him, from the Church, came the distinct sound of a
mans voice and Hugh knew what Jenner was doing in there. The Black Minister was
preaching. The very thought of it filled him with a nameless horror and he almost pulled
Mary Syme off her feet as he scuttled towards the cover of the tall headstones.
His relief at making it safely behind enemy lines was short lived as he
gazed on what the headstones had previously hidden from sight. Willie Baxter was injecting
something into his arm with a syringe, while scattered around him were four dead bodies,
making him look like a careless undertaker. With a terrible shock Hugh realised one of the
corpses was Ben Shankly. He could only shake his head, unable to speak. He had no idea the
madness had spread this far, and Willie Baxter of all people. The man was supposed to heal
folk, not kill them.
Standing only yards away from the insane doctor were Eleanor and
McCammion. The vet viewed the scene dispassionately, like a bored pedestrian waiting for
the lights to change. McCammion on the other hand wore an expression of deeply etched
horror. His eyes flickered from one corpse to another as if he couldnt really
believe what he was seeing.
Hugh watched silently as Baxter depressed the plunger and then withdrew
the syringe from his arm, dropping it into his jacket pocket. He nodded politely to Hugh
as he rolled down his sleeve.
Ah, Jamieson, a timely arrival. I was just on my way down to see
you.
Hugh gestured mutely with his free hand in the general direction of the
doctors victims. This was sheer butchery. A young man lay only three feet away from
him, a knife impaling his hand against his eye, the remainder of his face so badly
mutilated Hugh failed to recognise him. Ben Shankly lay half in moon shadow, the dark
blotches on his head suggesting his fate hadnt been much kinder than the
unidentified young mans. Hugh deliberately didnt look too closely at the other
bodies. No doubt the doctor had dispatched them with as much sadistic artistry as the
first few.
He knew it was up to him to reproach Willie Baxter for his terrible
deeds. Make him see he had acted wrongly. It was his place as the only remaining member of
the Betrothal Society to take charge. Martha Tarres might be head honcho in all matters
relating to the supernatural, but Willie Baxter was human and that put him under
Hughs own jurisdiction. He needed strong words to snap the doctor from whatever
blood hungry glamour Thurston Jenner had inflicted upon him. If necessary they
would subdue him.
Eventually what emerged from his mouth was, Willie Baxter! What
in the name of blazes are you doing?
Anger flared in the doctors eyes as if it had just occurred to
him what Hugh was accusing him of. What am I doing? he said harshly.
Ill tell you what Im doing Hugh Jamieson. Im shooting up heroin
and committing mass murder just like I do every bloody Friday night! Maybe it should be me
whos asking you what the hell youre doing. Youre supposed to be the
great Lord Protector where the Black Minister is concerned. So you explain to me how all
this has happened. And if youre really interested in what I was doing with the
syringe, I was administering something to help me stay sane and alive. Its just as
well Im not depending on the Betrothal Society to do that for me.
Hugh hung his head ashamed. He had jumped to conclusions and made a
prize idiot of himself. He felt Mary Symes sharp elbow dig into his ribs like a
reprimand, and he had to restrain himself from asking her why hadnt she said
anything if she was so damn clever. Mumbling an apology of sorts, he asked Baxter who the
other bodies were, more for the sake of saying something than really wanting to know.
Willie Baxter pointed to each of the corpses in turn as if he was introducing guests at a
dinner party.
The tall fellow is Rick Jansen, one of the policemen who was here
this afternoon. You were talking to him I think. He gestured to the youth with the
knife in his face. Unfortunately Eddie Hyslop saw fit to sneak up on Mr Jansen from
behind and stabbed him through the throat. It was Jansen by the way who found Ben and
asked me to make an identification.
Hugh grimaced as he tried to visualise what had taken place. The
policeman had seemed a decent sort, aside from his frightening looks. What was
Jansen doing here in the first place? I thought the police werent supposed to be
coming back until tomorrow.
He was looking for the other CID man, Inspector Davidson.
Im not sure if you had the dubious pleasure of meeting him. Oh, and hes dead
too incidentally.
From the sidelines Hugh distinctly heard Angus McCammion hiss
Good riddance, and realised there was an awful lot going on in Carapace
tonight he knew nothing about. Naively he had assumed the Betrothal Society was at the
epicentre of the everything. He glanced down again at the gruesome death pose of Eddie
Hyslop. Did you....? Hugh stopped, he didnt want Baxter jumping off the
deep end again. I mean, I guess you acted in self defence. Its understandable
you know.
Willie Baxter chuckled sardonically. For Gods sake Jamieson
if you think I killed the boy just say so. Dont beat about the bush. A few minutes
ago you had me down a serial killer and now youre acting coy over a single culpable
homicide. Just for the record though, it wasnt me. That piece of handiwork was down
to Robin Kirkbride Im afraid.
Hugh followed Baxters gaze and realised he had entirely forgotten
about the fourth corpse.
He managed to disarm Eddie after the boy killed Jansen. I tried
to stop him, but Robin was too far gone to stop by that point. I wouldnt think badly
of the man, he probably saved both our lives.
Unable to take his eyes from the still, crumpled figure on the ground,
Hugh felt a great burden of responsibility settle upon him. Kirkbride was another death
entirely accountable to his own stupid actions in all of this. The man was only here
because the Betrothal Society had burned his house down. He could feel Mary Syme staring
hard at him and knew she shared his view, but before he could wallow any further in his
own self condemnation, another thought struck him like a punch in the kidneys. If Eddie
Hyslop had murdered the police sergeant, and Robin Kirkbride had in turn killed Eddie,
then who had killed Kirkbride? Once again he turned to look at Willie Baxter, his stare
stark and accusing. His face must have easy to read because Baxter raised his eyes to the
starry sky above and looked like he was praying for deliverance.
Is there a single death within a fifty mile radius that you
havent got my name pencilled in against Hugh Jamieson? Robins not even dead
for heavens sake!
Hugh sat heavily on a low gravestone. He was utterly confused now.
Not dead? he heard himself say stupidly. But I presumed..........
You presume too bloody much Jamieson. Robin passed out,
thats all. A combination of trauma and exhaustion. Nothing that twenty years of
psychotherapy cant fix. Hes had a bad time of it. Baxter paused
momentarily as if bracing himself to taste something bitter in his mouth before spitting
it out. Jessica is dead you know, he finally said.
Hugh hung his head, not meeting the doctors eye, sure his shame
must be shining like a beacon. He was glad when Mary Syme quietly said, We
know.
And the worst thing is that Robin didnt find out until
hed spent most of the day with her, Baxter continued. I guess that makes
a difference to your Briding too.
It was at this moment that Eleanor Jarvie finally stirred herself into
action and walked between the two men. We must leave. Thurston Jenners power
grows while my hold over this flesh wanes with every passing minute.
Willie Baxter stared at the vet as if he was only just noticing her
presence here. A perplexed look flicked across his face and his hand reached up scratch
his bald head. Eleanor, please dont tell me youve joined Jamiesons
band of crazies. Youre not well. If youve any sense youll go straight
home and lock your door until the morning.
Hugh watched as Baxters stare was dragged down to the vets
crotch level where a button was missing from the coat. He took a small, mean pleasure from
the way the doctors eyes widened in surprise.
For heavens sake woman, youre not wearing a stitch of
clothing beneath that thing. What in the name of God are you thinking of?
Eleanor Jarvie stood ramrod straight but remained silent. The warrior
glint in her eye had diminished somehow, and every time she glanced towards the Church,
Hugh saw cracks of apprehension appear on the fortress walls of her courage. Mary Syme
laid an arm on the doctors arm. This is no longer Eleanor as you know her
Willie Baxter. The woman before us is Martha Tarres and every other Bride who
continued the chain after her.
Hugh expected Baxter to laugh in Marys face, or make one of his
sarcastic comments. To his surprise though, Willie Baxter merely shrugged as if Mary had
told him nothing more ordinary than the sky was blue.
Well I suppose Ive already accepted the reality of Thurston
Jenner emotionally, if not intellectually. So that doesnt leave my disbelief much
room for manoeuvre does it. Willie Baxter scrutinised Eleanor Jarvie closely before
adding, If its any help Miss Tarres, my friend has your necklace. Its
around his neck.
The woman nodded gravely before replying, This is known to me. We
must go now even if you must carry your friend.
Eleanor Jarvie/Martha Tarres strode forward without a backward glance
to see if anyone was following her. Hugh thought she drifted between the maze of
headstones like the pilot of a boat who knows where every sharp rock lies in a treacherous
river. Angus McCammion held his hands up in the gesture of a man who knows he has few
choices left and nodded towards the prone figure of Robin Kirkbride. I guess
youll need a hand with him, he said.
Hugh stood up and prepared to help carry a man who might just want to
kill him when he woke up.

Hector Ramsay waited half way down the centre aisle for the
collection plate to return. His dream that was no dream had become a nightmare of
juggernaught proportions. It bore down mercilessly upon him, crushing him beneath wheels
embedded with ragged chunks of metal and shards of coloured glass. In the last ten minutes
he had given up believing in God. There was no holy puppeteer above pulling the strings of
a trillion souls. Christianity had been nothing more than a bad joke. There was no
heavenly host, no Calvary cross, no garden of Eden, no everlasting joy and light. There
was only chaos. Astoroth, Gomeh, Valefar, Yod, Acteus. Lords of disorder. The only truth
behind the pathetic charade of human life.
He had thought Thurston Jenner would strike him dead where he lay after
falling from the pulpit, and in hindsight it would have been a softer option, but the
Black Minister had subtler punishments for those who did not bend to his will. Elizabeth
Logan had handed Ramsay the collection plate while Thurston Jenner smirked evilly at him.
The heavy duty pliers in the collection plate left him in no doubt that it wouldnt
be money he gathered from the congregation.
He looked towards the chancel where a fire had been lit in the marble
font. David Melrose was feeding black leather bound books, one by one into the leaping
flames. Ramsay understood now what the books were. Jenner himself had screamed from the
pulpit what the books contained. Heretical writings, lies, contamination, covenants
written in blood, false testaments against God. They were the Betrothal Societys
journals that Hugh Jamieson had mentioned to him. Now they were smouldering ashes in the
soot blackened font.
Jenner himself remained in the pulpit, silent now, although his mouth
still worked as if he was muttering quietly to himself. Occasionally his maimed arms would
flap above his head like a demented scarecrow, revealing the raw stumps of his wrists. His
lank hair hung over his face, but his eyes were still visible, rolling wildly in their
sockets. Ramsay wanted to look away, but the alternative was to watch the congregation
mutilate themselves as the collection plate passed from hand to hand along the row.
Jenners movements became more complex as his body swayed to the organ music. It was
hard to imagine such sounds could be wrung from the old pipe organ. The notes curled and
twisted upon themselves like a nest of snakes, evoking a feeling of erotic rapture.
Someone moaned softly to his left and Ramsay saw the shopkeepers wife, Megan
Gallacher from the corner of his eye, both her hands buried in her lap as she openly
pleasured herself. An elderly lady directly behind the masturbating woman leaned forward,
and he thought she was going to chide the shopkeepers wife for her indecent
behaviour in Church. Instead the older woman slid her hands around Megan Gallacher to cup
her breasts. The shopkeepers wife cried out for God in a way that had nothing to do
with divine salvation.
Ramsay quickly refocused his attention on Thurston Jenner in the
pulpit. He had become one with the music as he writhed like a man possessed, his head
shaking violently from side to side. Ramsay hoped he was having a seizure, before
reminding himself that the Black Minister was already dead and buried. David Melrose
dropped the last of the books into the flames and stood back, making eye contact with
Elizabeth Logan standing like a sentinel at the top of Ramsays aisle, checking that
he didnt flinch from his own disgusting duty. Every twenty seconds or so, the hollow
chunk of the pliers came from the pew to his right, getting louder each time, and
Ramsay knew the collection plate was getting nearer.
He kept his eyes on Jenner, disturbed by the mans frantic
jittering. He could tell from the expectant looks Melrose and Elizabeth Logan exchanged
that something was about to happen. Maybe the Black Minster would bring the whole Church
crashing about their heads. Ramsay hoped that would be the case. At least it would put an
end to the obscenities taking place around him. The music roiled like smoke, and more of
the congregation began to wail and moan as the dark rapture invaded their hearts like a
poisonous dart.
Then as the organ soared one more time with a jarring progression of
diminished ninths, Thurston Jenner rose from the pulpit like a flapping bat, ascending
through the pastel coloured moonbeams until he hovered thirty feet in the air, the music
sustaining him, keeping him aloft. Gibberish and saliva in equal measures spilled from his
slack, open mouth and Ramsay saw David Melrose drop to his knees as he witnessed the
miracle. With each grating blast from the organ, Jenner was lifted higher and higher until
he was just below the eaves of the roof, his head thrown back like a wolf howling to the
moon. A hush fell over the congregation like a blanket woven from threads of awe.
Abruptly the music stopped and Ramsay saw Jenner fall like a stone back
towards the pulpit. For a split second he thought something had gone amiss with
Jenners incantations and a tiny spark of hope kindled in his heart. It was quickly
extinguished when the Black Minister didnt crash into the wooden pulpit so much as
melt straight through it. There was no sound of collision, no smashing wood, as he
disappeared from view. Around Ramsay the entire congregation burst into spontaneous
cheering.
Ramsay waited for Jenner to reappear and accept the plaudits for his
cheap parlour trick, but the pulpit remained empty. The organ started up again, low, muted
funeral music this time. A sepulchral intermission. Ramsay had a crazy image of David
Melrose and Elizabeth Logan wandering through the congregation with little torches and
trays of ice cream. The thought broke up as something hard edged and solid bumped against
his leg. He looked down to see Elliot Strang pass him the collection plate already heaped
with gory offerings. Ramsay tried not to look at the overflowing wooden plate as he took
it and turned quickly to the pew on the opposite side of the aisle.
The elderly woman (whose name Ramsay now remembered was Molly Kelly)
had twisted Megan Gallachers head around and was kissing her passionately on the
mouth, her hands still feverishly kneading the womans breasts. Ramsay ignored them
and passed the collection plate along with the bloodstained pliers to a woman in the row
beyond them. This done, he looked up to see the two turncoat Church elders conferring with
each other. They didnt appear to be unduly worried over Jenners disappearance.
Ramsay closed his eyes, wondering what would happen if he made a break
for the doors. Melrose and Elizabeth Logan would give chase of course, but they were only
human and with Jenner momentarily out of the way he might have a chance of reaching the
woods and hiding until daybreak. Surely by morning the police would be back, although how
he could possibly explain any of this insanity to them he didnt know. The
congregation were too far gone to notice if he made a run for it, and probably
wouldnt be roused from their masochistic stupor unless Jenner himself returned to
stir them up. Ramsay was actually beginning to think seriously about this possibility when
an elbow dug into his thigh. He looked down into the tired face of a woman with bleached
blonde hair.
Cant manage it, the woman said dully.
Ramsay swallowed hard. Surely she wasnt suggesting he should
assist with her offering. The very thought made his blood run cold and pockets of acid
bile formed in his stomach. You have to try, he whispered. Please, just
try a little a harder.
The woman shook her head vigorously. No, its not me.
Its her. My daughter.
For the first time Ramsay noticed the little girl wearing a Daisy Duck
night-dress seated beside her mother. In the half light of the Church, she looked like an
angel with blonde, almost white hair. At most she was six years old. As he watched, the
child held her pinkie at the first knuckle between the jaws of the pliers and squeezed as
hard as she could on the rubber grips. The metal jaws sliced through the flesh easily
enough, but she wasnt strong enough to break the bone beneath. Daisy Duck was
already splattered with dark stains.
Youll have to help her, said the woman.
Isnt that what youre here for?
Ramsay prayed to God, quite forgetting that he no longer had any faith
left worth mentioning. He couldnt do this. He would mutilate his own hand rather
than hurt the child.
Is there a problem Hector?
Ramsay hadnt noticed Elizabeth Logan creeping up on him. It was
the first chance hed had to study her close up and he didnt much like what he
saw. The school teachers clothes were askew as if she had dressed hurriedly in the
dark. Her make up was haphazard with smears of red lipstick around the corners of her
mouth, and her hair was a fright. But it was her eyes that spooked Ramsay most. Looking
into them was like peering through a telescope that was aligned upon hell. David Melrose
stood behind the school teacher a superior smile on his smug face. He was now holding a
stout looking baseball bat which he passed from hand to hand as if he were about to break
into a song and dance routine. Ramsay looked from one Church elder to the other and saw
nothing in their faces that suggested anything other than cold hearted sadism.
For Gods sake shes only a child. How can you do these
things?
Elizabeth Logan laughed lightly and patted Ramsay on the cheek with her
palm. Oh Hector, weve only just started, doesnt the phrase Suffer
little children appear in the bible. Its just a matter of interpretation.
Thats why our Lord has returned to this earth. To show us where we have erred. Now
what exactly is the problem here?
As the mother explained her daughters plight, Elizabeth Logan
sighed heavily before saying, Oh is that all. Give me the pliers.
No! David Melrose was pointing the bat at Ramsays
chest. I want to see him do it. Lessons have to be learned. Take the pliers
Hector. Melrose raised the bat above his head like a cudgel. Moonlight struck the
varnished tip, making it glint cruelly.
Ramsay shook his head and waited for the baseball bat to fall. Melrose
would be doing him a favour by bashing his brains out.
Are you refusing a direct order Hector? The smile on
Melroses face grew wider and his eyes sparkled behind his spectacles. Ramsay knew
the man would be disappointed now if he backed down. Taking a deep breath he stared hard
into Melroses laughing face and said, Yes I am.
The bat came down in a blur of speed and at the last moment veered away
from Ramsay narrowly missing his head by a fraction of an inch. Melrose still followed
through with his swing and connected with someone behind Ramsay. There was brief grunt of
pain and then the sound of a body sliding off the pew. Ramsay turned and saw the sprawled
form of Megan Gallacher lying half in the aisle, a dark pool of blood rapidly spreading
around her head. In the row behind, Molly Kelly still held her arms out as if embracing a
phantom lover. The dead womans husband didnt appear to have noticed at all.
David Melrose wiped the bat on his jacket. Did you see what that
woman was doing? Absolutely disgusting. A bad example to any children present. Now Hector,
are you going to do your duty or not?
Ramsay turned away from the dead woman. Sick in his heart. If he
refused again it would be him on the floor with his skull crushed like an eggshell. He
looked to the child waiting patiently for assistance and Elizabeth Logan holding out the
pliers. For a brief second he almost took them from her, but there was still some shred of
simple human dignity left in him that refused to cower like a beaten cur. The womans
death changed nothing. He would rather die a man than act like a beast.
To David Melrose he said, I will not do it.
Melrose merely shrugged and dropped the bat to his side.
Youre no fun at all Hector. But dont worry, our Lord has interesting
plans for your demise. You can count on that my friend.
Melrose nodded to Elizabeth Logan. Help the child Elizabeth, show
Hector that a true Christian would never turn his back on someone in need.
Ramsay looked away as the school teacher leaned forward, pliers in
hand. There was a slight pause before metal closed upon metal. Chunk. There,
thats much better isnt it, she said. Thank you so much for your
offering, Thats right, pass the plate along.
Then the two Church elders were marching back towards the chancel,
leaving Ramsay to his own devices. He no longer had room in his mind for escape plans.
There was no point anyway. No matter how far he ran away from this place, he would always
hear the hollow chunk of pliers snapping though bone. He would hear it in dripping
taps, and fluorescent light tubes, and ticket punchers on trains. It would drive him
insane.
Hector Ramsay slowly lowered himself to the floor, ignoring the
spreading pool of blood from Megan Gallachers head, and began weeping as if he would
never stop.

For the second time in one night, Robin spiralled back up from the
grey underworld of unconsciousness, and unlike the first time, this resurrection was
instant and relatively pain free. A second ago he had been swimming through a colourless,
uninhabited sea. Now he was somewhere else. But where? The air he breathed was fusty and
held the after taste of kerosene. His protesting back muscles told him he was lying on
hard stone. He could still hear the pipe organ breathing out its deep bass drone, only now
it came from above him. Guessing the where wasnt difficult, it was the why
that was important. Had the unholy congregation from the Church rushed out and grabbed him
after all? Had they carried him down to the crypt to sacrifice him to their dark God?
He wondered how long he had been unconscious. The last thing he
remembered was plunging a knife into a boys face. Robin felt no guilt over the act.
It was justified violence. Guilt was reserved for worse things. Like stomping heavily
on the stomach of a pregnant woman. Like killing your own unborn child out of sheer spite.
Inside his head a wall made of interlocking bricks slid smoothly apart revealing a secret
torture chamber where studded belts and barbed flays were uncoiling themselves, pleased to
hand out another vicious beating to his already horse whipped conscience. Robin shied away
to safer territory. This wasnt the time to indulge in that particular luxury.
He also remembered that he himself had been wounded in the fight with
the boy. He gently shrugged his shoulder, but there was no pain, only a dull numbness.
Around him he could hear voices, anxious whispers that relied on intensity of sibilance to
compensate for lack of volume. Someone was arguing quietly. Robin listened.
And I say it should be you who does it. Im not eligible, it
would be against the rules.
Oh, theres rules is there? Did you ratify these rules when
the Betrothal Society held their annual shareholders meeting? Youre making this up
to shirk your responsibilities.
I am not!
You bloody well are!
Robin heard the indignant belligerence in Willie Baxters voice
and almost smiled. The second voice had to be Hugh Jamieson of the fabled Betrothal
Society. Robin was about to sit up and announce his waking state when a third mans
voice joined the discussion. This voice didnt bother with whispering.
Shut up the pair of you! This craziness has gone far enough! If
either one of you so much as touches Eleanor, Ill smack both your heads together. We
should be going to the police, not playing disgusting sex games down here. Youre all
mad, every one of you.
Unable to play dead any longer, Robin opened his eyes, and in the light
of a flickering Tilley lamp saw Willie Baxter standing next to a small, white haired man
wearing a tartan dressing gown. Nearby, a heavy set man with a bushy beard glared daggers
at both of them. A tiny figure dressed in black pushed her way between the three
quarrelling men, and Robin recognised Mary Syme. Her words were scalding hot as if she had
boiled them beforehand.
Aye McCammion, we might all be mad. But were alive and we
want to go on being alive. And theres more to consider than your own hurt feelings
at stake in this issue. Theres a hundred lives right above our heads to think of. If
we fail here, theyll die too. Every man, woman, and crying child.
Suddenly it was plain to Robin what all the bickering was about. He had
wakened up in the middle of a Briding, as Jess had called it, and Baxter and Hugh
Jamieson were arguing over who got to do the honours. Or rather, who didnt. The
bearded man Mary Syme had addressed as McCammion looked as if he still intended arguing
his corner until Robin sat up and coughed into his fist. Four faces swivelled to stare at
him curiously as if he had walked straight through one of the thick stone walls. Robin
decided if his opinion was sought on the matter he would give his support to McCammion. He
had been in the mans shoes himself tonight and felt a bond of solidarity link them.
Willie Baxter was quickly over at his side. Robin! Are you all
right. No, dont try to stand up yet. Best to just sit there for a while and get your
strength back. Hows the old shoulder? I hope you dont mind me taking the
liberty of giving you a little jab. You probably wont feel a thing for the next few
hours. I also did a temporary sewing job on you, not very good Im afraid, but as
long as you dont start tap dancing or something, itll hold until I do it
properly. Listen, were having a little problem here. Ive not really got time
to explain, its just............
Baxter was cut off in mid flow by a voice Robin hadnt heard so
far. It came from the shadows behind the lamp which rested on top of a granite platform.
Robin also realised that what he had taken for a fancy part of the platform was actually a
stone sarcophagus. A woman dressed in a short black coat walked into open view and Robin
suddenly found it hard to breath as he recognised Jess. Then he blinked and the woman
became a stranger who didnt remotely resemble his dead wife in the slightest.
Something tugged at his memory and he remembered a woman in a white blouse running hard
for the woods while the sound of dying dogs filled the air. This must be the vet, Eleanor
Jarvie. What she had to do with all this Robin couldnt imagine.
Enough! the woman said. We must act now or be forever
lost. The physician will husband me. I have spoken.
Robins mouth dropped open as she slipped off her coat and stood
before them naked. Not wanting to add to McCammions misery he averted his gaze from
the nude woman and instead scrutinised Willie Baxters reaction to the command. The
doctor looked as if he had just been told to eat a maggot infested burger lifted from a
dustbin, rather than make love to an attractive woman. His mouth set into a hard, grim
line and the glare he directed at Hugh Jamieson was murderous. The bearded man looked as
if he were about to burst into tears and Robin felt for him. He could only watch as
McCammion slunk to a corner of the chamber and sat with his head in his hands, a picture
of abject misery.
Eventually Willie Baxter shrugged and said in a resigned voice,
The oracle has duly spoken. We may as well get on with it. But at least have the
decency to turn your backs.
Robin got to his feet, wincing as his sore and bruised muscles came
back to life. After the horrors of the past few hours, this situation should have seemed
like a comic farce, but there was an undercurrent of fear that told him the active
participants were playing out their roles in deadly earnest. He realised Mary Syme was
staring at him with raw sympathy in her eyes.
Im sorry about Jessica, she said. We all
are. Her gaze momentarily switched to Hugh Jamieson who was now steadfastly refusing
to look in Robins direction. Robin assumed the small man was embarrassed at being
involved in cuckolding him when the Betrothal Society held its first Briding
tonight. Jamieson was an active party in his wifes infidelity. For that matter so
was Mary Syme. Funnily enough he no longer felt angry at the wrinkled old woman or the
Betrothal Society. They had all been cuckolded in the end by Thurston Jenner. Next to him
their petty sins amounted to nothing.
He nodded to Mary Syme. Acknowledging her apology. He wanted to ask
about what they thought they were going to accomplish by holding another Briding,
but the vet spoke again.
I require the amulet.
Robin flinched at the tone of her voice and turned round, trying hard
to keep his eyes locked on her face. There was something in her stern, detached manner
that made him feel slightly afraid of her. Without a word he slipped the amulet over his
head and handed it to the woman who accepted it with a slight bow of her head. She put on
the chain and seemed to stand taller as the amber stone nestled between her full breasts.
Stepping round the stone platform, she locked her intense gaze on Hugh Jamieson.
You too, school teacher, have a task to carry out. When the
consummation is under way, you will remove Thurston Jenners hands from their place
of concealment. Only then may I reveal to you how they can safely be destroyed.
The Betrothal Society man looked dumbstruck but said nothing. Robin
tried to remember what Jesss doppleganger had said to him about the severed hands,
and why they had been so important. It was something to do Jenners power. Destroy
the hands and the Black Minister was gone forever, or something like that. It all seemed
suspiciously simple.
Satisfied everything was now in order, the naked woman turned and
walked to corner of the crypt where a thin, camping mattress lay spread out. Robin
couldnt help himself from taking in the heavy sway of her buttocks as she walked. It
was only when she lay on the mattress with her legs spread wide apart that he finally tore
his eyes from that part of the chamber.
Willie Baxter had removed his jacket and trousers and now stood in his
shirt and a baggy pair of boxer shorts. His bald head gleamed with sweat despite the chill
of the air around them. Well, what are you looking at Kirkbride? he snapped.
Go and sit out the way. This wont take long, if it happens at all.
Robin stood to the side as Mary Syme approached the doctor with a flask
in her hand. He thought that if the old woman offered Baxter some hot soup to get him
going, he would crack up completely. It was like being in the middle of a bizarre dream
from which he knew there was no hope of waking.
Here, said Mary Syme to Baxter. Theres not much
left, but its very potent. Drink it quickly and do what must be done.
Baxter upended the flask and swallowed its contents, grimacing as the
liquid went down his throat. He looked as if he were about to utter a disparaging remark
about the vile concoction he had swallowed, when his features went suddenly slack, and a
long, thin erection began to nose its way from the opening in his boxer shorts. Robin
turned away embarrassed.
He intended joining McCammion in the far corner where the man sat with
his head in his hands, but was stopped by Hugh Jamieson laying a hand on his arm. The
Betrothal Society man still wouldnt look him in the eye, and kept his gaze somewhere
over Robins shoulder as he quietly said, I might need a bit of assistance
getting Jenners hands free.
Robin nodded and actually began to feel slightly sorry for this little
man dressed in his pyjamas and dressing gown. From the back of the crypt came the sound of
dry rustling as someone adjusted their weight on the mattress, followed by the
unmistakable age old human symphony of laboured breathing, and flesh smacking against
flesh. The consummation was underway.
Mary Syme came to stand beside them as Jamieson removed the Tilley lamp
from the stone coffin and laid it on the floor. The crypt at once took on the sinister
ambience of the Inquisition as shadows leapt up the walls like freed souls. Grasping the
bottom edge of the lid, Jamieson slid it back and nodded at Robin to help him lift it to
the floor. As he leaned over the sarcophagus Robin inhaled the desiccated aroma of old
bones and leathery skin. It wasnt entirely unpleasant but he sure wouldnt have
worn it as an aftershave.
Once the lid was safely on the floor, Jamieson lifted the lamp and
placed it inside the stone coffin. Robin felt a chill creep over him as he stared at
someone he had already met tonight, albeit in a dream. He remembered reaching out his hand
to lift the veil of the Black Bride when this bundle of dry sticks and leather had
commanded him to wake up. At the time he had just thought it was another part of the
nightmare, and afterwards things had escalated so fast he had no time analyse the dream in
any great detail. Now he knew better, he felt a twinge of gratitude. If he had lifted
Cathy Armours veil he might never have woken up at all.
He wasnt aware that he had spoken aloud until Mary Syme
whispered, What was that? Robin shook his head and half smiled. So this
is Old Martha. I was just thinking that she already saved me once tonight.
She has? the old woman sounded surprised. How?
Another time perhaps. Its a long story. But put it this
way, if she wasnt so bloody ugly I would kiss her.
Hugh Jamiesons eyes widened in alarm and he held his finger to
his lips. Not so loud. She might hear you. And I wouldnt like to be the man
who gives offence to that one.
Robin smiled indulgently until he realised Jamieson wasnt looking
at the husk in the coffin. He was staring pensively towards where Willie Baxter was
puffing and panting atop the vet.
Intuitively Robin understood why the woman had been behaving so
peculiarly, and why she hadnt seemed in the least bit shy about shedding her clothes
in front of strangers. Turning, he could just make out the seat of Willie Baxters
white boxer shorts rise and fall valiantly as the good doctor played his part in fighting
Thurston Jenner. To Mary Syme he said, You mean shes......?
Yes, she whispered back. Martha Tarres is back
amongst us. Her and every other Carapace Bride down the line. Theyre all in
there.
Hugh Jamieson smiled wryly and said, Baxter thinks hes
having sexual intercourse, but hes wrong. Hes having a bloody orgy. There must
be at least nine Brides in there.
Mary Syme scowled darkly at the little man but only said, Ten if
you must know, but enough chit chatting, its vital we remove the hands before the
consummation ends.
Robin peered into the coffin and saw nothing that resembled two severed
hands. Perhaps they were hidden beneath the crumbling corpse, that would mean actually
touching it. As much as he felt grateful to Old Martha for her timely intervention in his
dream, he balked at the idea of actually laying his hands on her. Hed read that
certain diseases could lie dormant inside dead bodies for hundreds of years. The bubonic
plague could be sleeping mere inches away from him.
Christ, we dont have to lift her do we?
Jamieson shook his head. No. We have to open her up.
Jenners hands are hidden inside.
Blood drained from Robins face as he realised what they were
asking him to do. Behind him Willie Baxters breathing was speeding up, and from the
anxious expressions on both Hugh Jamiesons and Mary Symes faces he knew they
had noticed too.
The shroud first Hugh, the old woman whispered urgently.
Robin stood back as Jamieson tore the dusty shroud straight down the
middle, the brittle material tearing like old paper. Under the lamp light, the exposed
body looked like something from those old black and white films about Nazi concentration
camps, only a hundred times worse. With the breasts nothing but empty flaps of skin, it
was difficult to even tell what sex the body was. Every bone stood out sharply, making it
look like a hellish musical instrument designed by the devil himself. Hugh Jamieson had
scuttled around the opposite side of the coffin and placed his hands on the corpses
sternum, his fingers sinking into the crumbling flesh for leverage. He paused, waiting for
Robin to do the same.
Robin hesitated. He didnt want to do this. They were going to
pull the dead body apart like a Christmas turkey. He tried to think of some other way they
could open the torso without having to touch it, but he could think of nothing. In the
background, Willie Baxters breathing intensified into a crescendo of rasping grunts.
Still Robin faltered, unable to touch the dead thing in the coffin. He listened as the
pipe organ upstairs ebbed and flowed like a dark sea crashing against the walls of the
church, sending shock waves down into the foundations. Mary Syme stuck her face as close
to Robins as she could and hissed, Do it Robin Kirkbride! If not for the love
of God, then for the memory of your dead wife.
The words hurt Robin like sharpened barbs sinking into his scalp, but
they broke his stasis. He moved forward, gripping the edge of the corpses rib cage
feeling the parchment dry flesh push its way beneath his fingernails. Jamieson said
One, two, three. Heave!, and Robin pulled with all his strength , hearing the
ribs break apart with a sickening snap of glass brittle bone. Centuries old dust filled
the air making all three of them cough and sneeze. Robin heard Willie Baxter moan deep in
his throat as he neared the end of his own personal race, and the muted organ music eerily
soared as if to match the doctors efforts.
Unable to help himself, Robin joined Jamieson and Mary Syme as they
frantically searched amongst the debris in the sarcophagus for Jenners hands. The
lamp was flickering erratically, causing shadows to dart this way and that, making it
difficult to see what they sought for so desperately. Then Robin caught sight of two
shrivelled, brownish objects that looked like nothing more than a couple of withered
crabs. Jamieson saw them at the same time and thrust his hands into the wreckage of Martha
Tarress mortal remains. I have them! he cried, but the look of triumph
on his face turned to turned to panic. Oh Christ, Mary, theyre stuck. I
cant believe it, theyre bloody well caught on something. Help me!
Robin leaned further over the coffin, but even as he did he saw the
leathery old fingers suddenly uncoil and wrap themselves around Hugh Jamiesons
wrists.
With a screech of fright, Jamieson tried to pull away, but all he
succeeded in doing was to wrench the hands out of Martha Tarress ruined torso. The
hands were not the only thing Jamieson pulled from the coffin. Attached to them were a
pair of arms covered in dark sores. Robin wanted to aid Jamieson but he could only watch
in horror as a head and then shoulders followed the arms into the crypt.
Beside him, Mary Syme keened like a woman lost as Thurston Jenner
breech birthed himself from the sarcophagus.