Part 5 - The Reinstatement

by Jane And Mark Lewis
Copyright © 1995, 2003 Jane And Mark Lewis. http://www.pottedjam.org Email: sketches@pottedjam.org

Contents

Background

Capernaum Street grew out of our desire to write our own "soap opera"-style series of sketches which would be based on a UK soap opera (in order to feel familiar and engage people) and have cliff-hanger endings (to encourage people to come back for "next week's exciting episode"). 

Then one of the series we were doing in our Family Services was on the life of Peter. As Peter was a "Northerner" (as far as those in Judea were concerned) we decided to write a series tenuously based on Coronation Street. As Peter lived in Capernaum, the title of Capernaum Street wasn't too difficult to come up with! We were then faced with the constraints familiar to many church drama groups - a lack of resources and a Hollywood special effects budget. These seem necessary given the miracles Peter witnessed. Then we had the idea - what if Peter "came home from work", as it were, from his "day job" as a disciple of Jesus to relay all his experiences to his wife Elizabeth (OK we made up the Elizabeth bit but we know Peter had a wife because he had a mother-in-law - see Mark 1:30). This would mean only two people were required and no special effects! 

Capernaum Street was born and the format has remained the same since. Each episode Peter returns from his day with Jesus to recount everything that's happened to Elizabeth in an "up-North"-kitchen-sink-type-Coronation-Street style. 

This is the last in the Parts 3-5 mini-trilogy in the Capernaum Street series. It completes the Easter sequence of stories with Jesus reinstating and commissioning Peter and definitely works best as part of the mini-series. Obviously based on John 21.

(Note: the Part numbers refer to the order the sketches were written in and not necessarily the order of events in Peter's life). 

Rating

Characters

  • Peter, apostle of Jesus.
  • Elizabeth, his wife.


Peter should be dressed to suggest "fisherman". (E.g. wellies, big woolly jumper, water-proof jacket, etc.) 
Elizabeth is a house-proud housewife and should be wearing a house-coat, have her hair in a scarf and have a duster to wave around for emphasis.

Staging

The scene is the kitchen in Peter and Elizabeth's house. You can get away with just a table and at least one chair. 

We use three devices to create a consistent "look and feel" to the Capernaum Street sketches: 

  • The characters are always dressed the same in every sketch (see above).
  • For each performance we project the Capernaum St. sign (illustrated above) on an OHP.
  • We use, what turned out to be, a very successful device for indicating the start and end of each sketch: the Theme Tune. We both play the first few bars of the theme tune to Coronation Street on kazoos.

Script

[Theme tune]
[Elizabeth is dusting facing away from Peter as he enters, rushes up to her spins her around and gives her a big kiss.]

Peter:  Hiya luv. Hey - its fish 'n' chips tonight!
Elizabeth:  Ee grand! It was a good catch then? 
Peter:  Not half. 153 whoppers in all. We've even got enough for …
Both:  … that Martha next door.
Peter: Aye.
Elizabeth:  How did you catch so many?
Peter:  I'll give you one guess.
Elizabeth:  Not that Jesus again [Peter nods] Oo - he is full of surprises that Jesus.
Peter:  Aye.
Elizabeth: So what happened then?
Peter:  We were out fishing, as you do, and we'd caught nothing...
Elizabeth:  As you do
Peter:  [ignoring her] ... when this voice comes from the shore "Throw your nets over the right side t' boat". So we thought, aye aye, a landlubber who thinks he's an expert. But we thought what the heck. So we did - and by! - there were that many fish, that many fish we could hardly haul 'em in. Nearly broke the nets. Then I thought hang on this is like that "Dodgy View" …
Elizabeth:  No love I think you mean "Deja vu".
Peter:  Well anyway it were that feeling of having been there before? But of course - it had happened before - with Jesus! Then I realised that the bloke on the shore must be Jesus. "Its Jesus", I said to t'others and I jumped over side t'boat and waded in like. And there was Jesus with a fire going with fish already on it n'all. So, anyway we had a grand barbeque breakfast like.
Elizabeth:  Ooo - then what did he do next?
Peter:  Er. Well … er nothin' much … er … I don't think its very interesting.
Elizabeth:  Peter! Go on what happened?
Peter:  I don't really want to say. Its embarassing.
Elizabeth:  Peter - what - happened?
Peter:  Well, do you remember when I were telling you about the night that I betrayed him. When I said I never knew him? Do you remember?
Elizabeth:  Ye-es, what of it?
Peter:  Well, what I didn't tell you is that as I denied him that last time he was being taken across the other end of the courtyard into another part of building, anyway, he looked straight at me, and I knew that he knew what I'd said, And I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew what I said. That's when I broke down and ran outside.
Elizabeth:  Well that was weeks ago Peter I’m sure it doesn't matter.
Peter:  Of course it mattered - how could he trust me anymore? Least thats what I thought. But a strange thing happened today.
Elizabeth: What?
Peter:  Well, after breakfast he said, "Peter, do you love me more than these". And I said. "Don't be daft Lord, 'course I love you". Then he said it again, "Peter, do you love me?" "Yes Lord, course I love you". Then he said it a third time, "Peter do you really love me". And I were right hurt that he'd asked me three times so I said. "Look Lord you know everything - you know that I love you". Then he said, "Follow me" exactly the way he'd said it to me when we first met. Then I twigged you see. I'd denied him 3 times. Then he’d just made me tell 'im how much I loved him 3 times. He'd forgiven me and made things right again y'see. Everythings OK again. That's what Jesus does you see - he doesn't leave stuff in a mess - he makes things right again.
Elizabeth:  Oh that calls for a celebration! Fancy a cuppa love?
[Theme tune]


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