ContentsBackgroundCapernaum Street grew out of our desire to write our own "soap opera"-style series of sketches which would be based on a UK soap opera (in order to feel familiar and engage people) and have cliff-hanger endings (to encourage people to come back for "next week's exciting episode").Then one of the series we were doing in our Family Services was on the life of Peter. As Peter was a "Northerner" (as far as those in Judea were concerned) we decided to write a series tenuously based on Coronation Street. As Peter lived in Capernaum, the title of Capernaum Street wasn't too difficult to come up with! We were then faced with the constraints familiar to many church drama groups - a lack of resources and a Hollywood special effects budget. These seem necessary given the miracles Peter witnessed. Then we had the idea - what if Peter "came home from work", as it were, from his "day job" as a disciple of Jesus to relay all his experiences to his wife Elizabeth (OK we made up the Elizabeth bit but we know Peter had a wife because he had a mother-in-law - see Mark 1:30). This would mean only two people were required and no special effects! Capernaum Street was born and the format has remained the same since. Each episode Peter returns from his day with Jesus to recount everything that's happened to Elizabeth in an "up-North"-kitchen-sink-type-Coronation-Street style. This Capernaum Street sketch is based on the events recorded in Acts 9:32-42 but also makes reference to the events of Acts 10 (as if this particular visit home was en route to Jerusalem as per Acts 11). (Note: the Part numbers refer to the order the sketches were written in and not necessarily the order of events in Peter's life). RatingCharacters
StagingThe scene is the kitchen in Peter and Elizabeth's house. You can get away with just a table and at least one chair.We use three devices to create a consistent "look and feel" to the Capernaum Street sketches:
Script[Theme tune]Peter: [Approaching the "back door", singing]. Start spreadin the news… Elizabeth: [Offstage] Peter? Peter: Hiya luv. I'm home! [Plonks a rucksack down on the floor] Elizabeth: [Arriving onstage] Oh it is you! [she gives him a hug] It’s lovely to have you back. Had a good trip? Peter: Oh aye. Brilliant it were. Fantastic. Elizabeth: Oh it's so exciting. What did you get up to then? Peter: Just the usual luv. You know, bit of preaching. Elizabeth: Preaching yes of course. Peter: Healing people Elizabeth: Oh? Really - healing people? Like who? Peter: Well. When I was in Lydda I met this man and he'd been paralysed for eight years. Elizabeth: Eight years, how awful! Peter: Aye eight years. Anyway so I says to him, "Aeneas", cause that were his name, "Aeneas". Elizabeth: ...yes, yes... Peter: "Aeneas", I says, "Jesus Christ heals you. Get up! And tidy up that mat - we don't want people litterin' the streets now do we?" Elizabeth: Oh Peter... Peter: And he did. He got up straightaway. So, anyway, it were obviously big news and it was all round town in no time. Because of Aeneas loads of people came to believe in Jesus. Elizabeth: Oh Peter, that's lovely. So what else did you do? Peter: Well obviously there was a lot of talking to people Elizabeth: Talking to people, yes... Peter: Praying with people Elizabeth: Praying with people. That's nice, Peter: [casually] Raising the dead... Elizabeth: Raising the dead ... Raising the dead? I can't believe it - you've raised someone from the dead? Ooo wait til I tell that Martha next door... Peter: Now hold on luv. Obviously it wasn't me that did the actual raising so to speak it was... Both: ...Jesus.. Elizabeth: ...yes I know! Oh this is so exciting. I can't wait to give Martha the news. That'll show her for saying that you'd abandoned me. I can say "Well, Martha dear, my husband is very busy you see what with raising people from the dead and all!" Peter: Alright Elizabeth steady on do you want to hear this story or what? Elizabeth: Yes sorry luv, go on. Peter: Well where was I? Oh yes. I was in Lydda. And these people arrive from Joppa saying could I come quick because this disciple called Tabitha had died. Wonderful woman made clothes for the poor and everything. Elizabeth: It's tragic when someone like that dies, I remember my aunt Ethel... Peter: Elizabeth do you want to hear this? Elizabeth: Oh yes sorry. Peter: So we rushed off. Took us a while to get there obviously as it must be about 10 mile to Joppa. Anyway as soon as we got there they took me straight upstairs and there she was all washed and laid out covered with a sheet. Elizabeth: What did you do? Peter: Well I wasn't really sure what to do next. Well you don't do you? So I asked everyone to leave and then I prayed. "Look Lord, you've brought me here what do you want me to do?" Well I didn’t hear any voices or owt but I did remember this one time when Jesus raised a little girl from the dead, so I thought, if I were Jesus what would I do? Elizabeth: So, what did you do? Peter: I just said, "Tabitha, get up." And she did. She opened her eyes. I know that because she said "what's this sheet doing on me?" So anyway I helped her up and took her downstairs. Elizabeth: Peter that's wonderful! Peter: Well, obviously this was even bigger news in Joppa than Aeneas had been in Lydda. I was able to tell loads of people about Jesus. Elizabeth: I'm so pleased you’ve had a good time Peter, but it is nice to have you back. Peter: That it is my sweet. Elizabeth: I've made you your favourite dinner- lamb stew. Peter: Grand. I've been looking forward to proper home cooking instead of take-aways. Elizabeth: [horrified] Takeaways! Peter: Oh aye. I've had allsorts, fish and chips, kebabs - and if I have to eat another bacon butty... Elizabeth: Bacon butty? Bacon!!! But we don't eat bacon Peter, its, you know, forbidden food. Peter: Oh don't you start. Look its a long story involving a dream, a sheet and a man called Cornelius. I'll tell you another time. Elizabeth: Oh Peter. I'm not sure these long business trips are good for you. You do come back with some funny ideas. Well I don't know about you but I'd like... Both: ...a nice cup of tea... Peter: Grand. Elizabeth: [smiling] I'll put the kettle on.. [Theme tune] Copyright © 1998, 2003 Jane And Mark Lewis. http://www.pottedjam.org Email: sketches@pottedjam.org Back to Top Back to Drama Homepage |