Potted
JAM
Issue
10
Dec
2006

Trainspotting

or The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time.

by S. MacHead

But am I bovvered though?

RETURNING from Disneyland Paris (on Eurostar) one balmy evening in June our sojourn at Lille station was a bit too exciting.
The French custom official’s suspicions were aroused by a man sitting close to us who had walked the wrong way through a door! Ethan then spilt sherbet all over one of the seats in the waiting room.
Simeon intrigued to know what flavour it was walked over, licked his finger, picked up some sherbet, tasted it and just as the two Sniffer dogs arrived said at the top of his voice, “Mummy, its Coke!”
Needless to say a rapid exit from the country ensued!