JAM
Issue
10
Dec
2006
Deception Point
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Weird Woman?? |
FORGET Doctor Who and the Slitheen, real aliens are in York. They lurk in charity shops disguised as Teletubby pyjama-cases.
In this way they attract unsuspecting children who believe they are merely puppets. Then their evil personas are unleashed. Only the Weird Woman can stop them now! You have been warned........
"Hide! It's the Weird Woman"
- Tinky-Winky
"All this can be explained by Bagpuss, cream teas and chaos theory"
- Dr. Helen Treacher
"I wish an alien would inhabit the Noo-Noo and do the hoovering"
- Jane
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