Vampire Alert

Warning!

This area is known to be infested with vampires.

They may look human, but can be recognised by these signs:

(1) Desire to control other people's lives.

(2) Blindly follow the orders and suggestions of their vampire masters.

(3) Inability to think for themselves.

Note: it is not true that vampires are hurt by sunlight or are afraid of crosses.
Also, they live off people's spirits, not blood.

This area is particularly heavily infested by followers of Christ the Vampire, a magician born in Judea approximately 2000 years ago. The Roman government attempted to execute him by crucifixion, but he rose from the dead and began preying on people. Victims of Christ the Vampire have visitations from him or his closest followers including Mary, Queen of vampires, and follow their instructions without thinking. They are known to be dangerous and will purposefully try to make new vampires, even their own children.

Dr Van Helsing

J G Eccarius

Committee for Public Safety


There are two important manuals containing information which will be invaluable in self defense and combat of this vampire threat:



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