Why did the gardener plant
bulbs?
So that the worms could see
where they were going.
Did you hear about the
wooden car with the wooden engine?
It wooden go.
What's got 100 legs but
can't walk?
50 pairs of trousers.
What do you get if you cross
a friend with a calculator?
A pal you can count on.
What's the quickest way to
get to Mars?
Take the wrapper off.
Why did the goldfish keep
jumping out of it's tank?
Because it was in spring
water.
What training do you need to
be a rubbish collector?
None, you pick it up as you
go along.
Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm
a telephone!
Take these pills, if they
don't work give me a ring!
If you know any better jokes
than these then why not come along and tell us.
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