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Welcome to my page, my
life …well… some of it anyway!
*** NEXT APPEARANCES ***
19th JULY 2008
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Omega Sports Store
Thanks to Galaxy Productions
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*** UPDATES ***
This year
2008/9 I will be at “The Brick Lane Music Hall”
in
“Snow White and The Dwarf!”
A Love Story?
See www.bricklanemusichall.co.uk for dates and times
MY
CAREER TO DATE
Movies
Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory played one of
the Ten Oompa Loompa's. My first Movie and [to date] THE BEST! Can be seen in
all of the Oompa Scenes especially the Song and Dances. I'm the one who does
the 'cartwheels' in the TV Room. {76 Takes!} Thanks Mel! And to Alka Seltzer
for relieving the head aches!}
Disciple of Death Played a
Vampire. My second Movie filmed Boscastle and the Bodmin Moors of Cornwall.
Great part, something to get my teeth into! Shame it was a "B" movie.
History of the World Part One What
can I say about this one? A fantastic opportunity to work for and with the
great man himself MEL BROOKS the Master! Played the part of Le Muff in
the French Revolution. The censors CUT most of Le Muff's part. They would still
be in if the movie were made today. "It was GOOD to be Le Muff!"
Star Wars (IV A New Hope)”A
low budget” movie they said! Played the part of a JAWA and various other
droids. Exciting to do as everyone suspected this was going to be BIG!
Flash Gordon Played the part
of one of the colourful small guards in Ming’s Empire. Can be seen in the
American Football scene, stamping on foot of player and then sticking a sword
up his butt!
The Spiral Staircase This was
the re-make with Jacqueline Bisset. I stunted for a five-year-old girl who had
to fall down a flight of stairs. My first ever stunt job. Although I had a
stunt guy to train me [40 minutes] it was really scary especially when the SFX
set FIRE to the stairs. I did it in one take though and yet another opportunity
to work with a great Director, the late Peter Collinson {The Italian Job} I
worked with Peter's wife Lisa a few years later in Variety.
UFO Played the part of Henry
the Eight. Great fun to film.
Funnybones A Super Movie by
Peter Chelsom. Played the part of a Bagpipe Playing Dwarf. Strange seeing all
the weird acts.
Willow A Movie I try to
forget. They used 470 little people from all over
Day Release A local company
made this production. A terrific storyline. I played the part of Simon, who is
an evil accountant screwing up the lives of all he meets.
Harry Potter and
"The Philosophers Stone" An enjoyable magical time although the Make
Up took 4 HOURS to apply and ONE HOUR to remove. No Joke when your call is
3.00AM!!! Much of my stuff is on the cutting room floor…..Oh well! That's
movies!
Ali G In Da House I made the
"extras" in the DVD!
Harry Potter and "The
Prisoner of Azkaban". Once again with HP and his friends. This time in the
Hogsmeade Choir.
Mrs Henderson Presents Playing
the part of a 'strongman' at the auditions. Am proud to be associated with this
delightful movie
The Tramps playing the part of the
office boss! Another chance to work without being hidden in costume,
prosthetics and make-up!
Mirrormask playing the part
of Yellow Dwarf (Green Screen)
Harry Potter and "The
Order of The Phoenix" Yet another fantastic Potter Movie playing a
Ministry of Magic Goblin
Fred Claus playing
"Frosty the Barman"
A Kitten for Hitler playing
“Lenny”. To work with the legendry Ken Russell was awesome. I learnt so much in
two days! Thank you Mr Russell.
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Some Movie Stills
Gene Wilder and the
Entire Oompa Loompa Tribe!

From left to right: Rudi Burgstaller, Ismet
Hassan, Angelo Muscat, Rusty Goffe, Pepee Poupee, Marcus Powell, Malcolm Dixon,
Albert Wilkenson, Norman McGlen and George Claydon.
Reunions and Conventions
** Willy Wonka **
The FIRST Reunion
1999 in
From left to right: Diana Sowle "Mrs. Bucket - Charlie's
Mother" {Diana is still working} Peter Ostrum "Charlie" {Peter
is now a VET!} Michael Böllner "Augustus Gloop" {Michael is now a Tax
Consultant!!!} Denise Nickerson "Violet" {Denise has given up chewing
gum. After the movie she had 15 cavities! Rusty Goffe "Oompa Loompa"
Paris Themmen "Mike TV" {
The SECOND
REUNION "FX2001"
Here we are again having a FANTASTIC
time in
Orlando Fl. Thanks to BRUCE
and LAURA ZALKIN and ALL their wonderful team in MARZ PRODUCTION INC.
And then…………….
WONKA MET OZ!

MALCOLM
Thanks to

“Munchkin”
Karl Slover and Myself the following year
** Star Wars **
The Japanese Tour 2001: Well, what can I say! Twelve days in a Fabulous
Country. My hosts were DOUG MURRAY of "Behind the Mask Tours" and
ABBEY INTERNATIONAL. We went to some great places e.g.
Had another great tout of
Japan AGAIN!!!!! 2007
What can I say? Once more visiting that
beautiful country. Thank you Abbey. It was good to meet old friends again and
make some new ones.
Oh yes. And being introduced to the beautiful Sasa Handa!
The American Tour: To date "Behind the Mask Tours" have taken
me to
And STILL TOURING

A “Group” of JAWA’S from
CELEBRATION IV 2007 LOS ANGELES. Thanks guys for coming along!
TELEVISION
Sky Television’s “The Colour of Magic” playing
Lackjaw the Jeweller: "STUPID
2" playing the part of Goober for CBBC: "CHUCKLEVISION" playing parts
of “Peat the Leprechaun and The Alien”: "STUPID 1" for CBBC playing
the part of "Goober" the Gremlin. Eyes Down for the BBC: BAD PENNY 2 for the BBC playing the parts of
Grandpa, Dex Decibel, Elves Presley, A Deliveryman, A Monkey, and A
Ventriloquists Dummy. The Best 100 Musicals (Wonka came 15!), Willy Wonka
(Where are they now?), The Salon for Channel 4, BAD PENNY 1 for the BBC
Children's Television. Playing the parts of Policeman/Demon/Giant Rat. COLD
FEET. Playing the part of Mini Matt. THE
LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN. (Series 2 and 3 and Christmas Special) Playing the part of
"Simba" in Papa Lazarou's Circus. "Hinkley" in POTAMUS
PARK [3 Series]: L!VE TV "
Commercials
"Get rid of
your GREMLINS" for Adult Learning, HYGENA FURNITURE, LYONS MAID ICE CREAM,
GINSTERS MEAT PIES. HEROQUEST BOARD GAME, BATTLEMASTERS BOARD GAME.
Variety/Vaudeville/Pantomime
Two Royal Command
Variety Performances in the presence of Their Royal Highnesses The Late
Princess Margaret and The Duchess of Kent, With his Musical Act {he can play 44
different musical instruments} has performed in many Stage Shows. Also
British Pantomimes range from the inevitable "Snow White" to his own
Production of "Tom Thumb". The 1999/2000-pantomime season saw Rusty
at the Theatre Royal and Opera House Wakefield West Yorkshire in a production
of Snow White with his ten-year-old son Ben! Ben had all the best reviews!!!!!!
E.g. "Rusty Goffe may have been the star of the show BUT his ten year old
son stole it!" Wakefield
Express What a cheek! I had a stern word
with him and immediately deducted 25% commission from his wages! [Only joking].
In 2002 Rusty was playing in Dartford in the
POP VIDEOS
GERI HALLIWELL "Lift me up" {Played an Alien} Yes, Me and
Geri were Number 1!
Three
days on location in Guardix
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Current Projects
“Harry Potter”
And The Half Blood Prince
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****A “KITTEN FOR
HITLER” ****
A Ken Russell Film
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ENJOY!
Television Stills

Papa Lazarou's
Pandemonium Circus Series 2 Episode 1
"Britain's Bounciest Weather" c. L!VE TV
Born: 2.30pm 30th
October 1948 at
Unfortunately
Tommy our Golden Retriever has died. He was 9 ½ years old and a great friend.
He will be sadly missed.
Rusty was
educated at Gundolf House {Private} School in
Personal Interests?
What else………………………………Vacations in fabulous hot countries with good food, good
wine, and good sex! Maybe NOT in that order BUT if you mix all five….WOW!

My Heroes BEN and JACK Note: Blood on Tee shirt from tooth!
Last Revised: 3rd June 2008
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