by Ryan
Rating: PG
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Type: Xover/Spoof
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Part 1
Amy remembered casting the spell to escape what was about to happen. Then she remembered falling and falling, then darkness.
"Crumbs Chief." A voice came.
"Penfold Shush" Came a other.
Amy rubbed her eyes and looked round. "Where am I?" she asked.
"London, England, my girl. In my home. Allow me to introduce myself I'm Dangermouse. DM for short and this is my humble assistant Ernest Penfold. You are?" Spoke a mouse with a patch over one eye, standing on two legs.
"Amy. Amy Madison" Amy found she could speak. The spell shouldn't have done this? Let's see. There's a talking walking mouse in front of me. A Hamster wearing a suite she reasoned.
"Well, Miss you just appeared in my home." Dangermouse spoke.
Amy fainted. "Crumbs Chief!" Penfold spoke.
In the HQ of Baron Silas Greenback. "Soon, Neno my pet, I'll destroy Dangermouse by draining this parallel universe of all it's magic." Greenback smiled. Neno his caterpillar made a chuckling sound.
Part 2
"Huh? . . . What? . . . I remember." Amy remembered the day's earlier events.
"Crumbs Miss, you gave me a fright." Penfold passed her a cup of water.
Amy brought the glass to her mouth and realised her transformation spell had worked. I'm a rat! Her nose was making life difficult. Amy realised she was not in her home universe. Hamster's did not wear suites in her universe in fact they are kept as pets. She had hands, and feet! This isn't right. I've got hands and feet. What on earth? I don't think that's the right question? She tried to make sense of her current surroundings.
"Ah, Miss Madison. I was wondering if you could answer a few question?" Dangermouse asked from his position in the doorway.
Amy realised she was in a bedroom. "OK . . . what questions?" Amy felt very uncertain.
"I need to know how you got here?" The white mouse smiled.
"That's along story." Amy looked at the mouse. "I don't know where to start."
"The beginning is good, Miss." Penfold spoke.
"Shh! Penfold." Dangermouse spoke.
"Do you believe in witches?" Amy asked, unsure how the mouse would react.
"Let's say I believe in magic." Dangermouse answered.
"I'm what might be called a white witch. I cast a spell to escape being burned alive. It should have turned me into a rat for a few days." Amy spoke nervously.
"You ended up here instead." Dangermouse finished.
"Yes." Amy smiled weakly.
An alarm went off. "Crumbs chief! Colonel K's calling." Penfold gasped.
"Excuse me a minute." Dangermouse went off to answer the call.
Part 3
Dangermouse pressed a button on a wall. A view screen appeared in the wall. "Dangermouse here," the white mouse spoke.
"Colonel K, here, what," the Walrus head of the British Secret Service replied. "Good, D.M. it's Greenback again. Take a look of what Agent 57 got, what." On the view screen Dangermouse saw the Colonel push a button.
A video of Baron Greenback appeared on the screen. "Come Neno! We have a witch to find." Greenback grinned.
Two crows appeared on the screen. "Yes Barone," one of the crows spoke. Dangermouse recognised the crow as Stiletto. The Baron's right hand crow and other was LeatherHead the left hand crow.
"Find the rat," Silas ordered. "Who fell though the portal. I want her found!" The playback stopped.
Colonel K reappeared. "D.M. you must find and protect her."
"Already have, Colonel," he informed his boss, "the young lady question appeared in my home."
"Well then," the Colonel spoke. "Uh . . . Over and uh?" The screen went dead.
In the bedroom Amy stand on the bed deep in thought. Am I stuck here? Will I ever get home? Will I ever be human again?
Penfold entered the room. "Miss, can you follow me?" he asked timidly.
"Sure," she answered and stood.
"This way, miss." He led the way to a circular room.
"Miss Madison," Dangermouse spoke, "please take a seat."
Amy took a seat. "I have the unfortunate task of informing you that you're in danger."
Amy gasped.
"A villain, Baron Silas Greenback is searching for you." Dangermouse spoke with an air of certainty. "He as sent his two crows to find you," the mouse. "I have a plan!"
Part 4
Amy stood lent against a fence. She took a breath a deep one in fact. "Oh my," Amy put on her best helpless girl voice. "I'm lost in a universe that's not my own." She faked a sob.
Two crows tip toed towards her. I hope this works she thought to herself seeing the crows approach. "I wonder if these two kind crows will help, little defenceless me." Amy smiled inwardly at how stupid the villain's crows were.
A sack covered her. Amy faked a struggle as the crows carried her off.
"Crumbs Chief! They've got her." Penfold yelled from his seat in the car
"I know, now hush Penfold. We must follow them." Dangermouse spoke. Dangermouse's car became airborne.
"Nanny look!" A duck shouted spotting a camera Dangermouse had left behind. "It's my chance at show business!"
"Hi and welcome to the Count Duckula show!" The duck yelled and launched into a variety routine.
Meanwhile, Dangermouse landed his car. "Stay here Penfold." The white mouse ordered his assistant.
"Yes Chief." Penfold replied.
Amy sat on a chair. She was tied to it. "Now my dear," a toad spoke walking towards her. "You have something I want." He grinned evilly.
"Not so fast! Baron!" A door flung open and the crows threw into the room followed by Dangermouse!
"You again!" The toad yelled.
"It's over Baron I've reversed the machine. It's sending all that stolen magic back to were it belongs!" The mouse announced.
"It will never be over!" The toad waved a fist. "The machine will explode when empty. The last laugh is mine this time." The Baron smiled and the floor open from under him. "I will rule the world!" He shouted escaping.
Dangermouse ran over to Amy picked her up. "It's time to leave! Hold on!" He yelled as he took a running leap. He grabbed a cable and using it sailed though an open window. He landed next to his car.
"Crumbs Chief!" Penfold screamed. Amy land on Penfold's lap while the mouse jumped in and started engine. The car threw of the roof just as the building exploded.
Three weeks later.
"Professor Skwarkenklux you wanted to see us?" Dangermouse spoken entering a lab with Amy.
"Yes I did. Amy. This device will home." Professor Skwarkenlux replied. "I'm ready to send you home now."
Amy felt a mixture of sadness and happiness at these words. "I guess this is good by then." Amy faced Dangermouse.
"I guess it is." Dangermouse sighed.
Amy placed a kiss on Dangermouse's cheek. Colour filled them. "I'll miss you." Amy spoke.
"Please stand here Miss," The Professor instructed her. There was a flash of light and Amy was gone.
The Professor could have sworn he saw a tear in the white mouse's eye. Or was it an illusion?
The End
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