TELL THEM HARRY SENT YEH
Secret/Hidden Track
Sung by Emmy-Kate Montrose
| Hello ladies, is there room for a small one? Lovely. Yous, yous look gorgeous enough, I mean, eurgh, good enough to be one of them Spicy Girls. Lovely. What are yous doing after? I mean, I’ve got to do me tan, but after that, yous can come in me car if you like. There’s a lot of room in there, eurgh, its not a shagwagon. I wouldn’t be tacky and loud... what are yous doing after, like? Do you want to go to the dogs, its very nice. We’ll get on the bus, I’ll pay and everything. Then we’ll get some chips. You like chips? Do you like them scotch eggs? They do them in the fish shop round the corner from my house. They’re very good. Or, um, what are they called? Weenies. Weenies in butter. They’re also very good. Or maybe you’re more of a fish patty woman. Oh no, if my mam could hear this, it’d be very embarrassing. Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw etc. Is that it, have you got your ticket for the cloak room? Just tell them Harry sent you. |
