SKATEBOARD SONG
Written by Lauren Laverne
Sung by Lauren Laverne
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[You're all a bunch of crazy mothers] I'm gonna buy a new skateboard, It's gonna be so good. 'Cos I'm gonna go down the car park, And practice 'til I'm good. Then I'll say to ya, I love Skateboarding. I love everything it's so cool, I like it when the girls beat the lads and make them look crap. I came home from the city, 'Dodge' was assembling my board on the settee, I gave him thanks, He took this stance. He turned to me and said: "Well I love skateboarding, I love everything it's so cool. So don't bother to thank me, Coz I'll do it for free." At 15:03 I arrived at the car park, The asphalt was warm to the touch, Not an unpleasant sensation. My move backfired, I fell, I landed, Shut your mouth Montrose, I'm talking about a real high. I hate skateboarding, I hate everything it's so shit. And you know I've just wasted, Ninety-five fucking quid. I was on my way home, When I met my gang of black widows. There were all seven, I told them my story and they laughed and said: "We've had a buzz but still... We love skateboarding, We love everything it's so cool. So get back on and we'll promise, In a week or two, you'll rule." Well I got back on and they were right, Now I can 'Olly' and I'm not so shite. I like it when I do a new move, And impress all around us. And I want to say to ya: "I love skateboarding, I love everything and so should you. You've got to try it, Cos you'll look really, really, really cool... ...or something." |
